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08-28-05 06:07 PM
rollerfink
08-28-05 09:44 PM
jedgar. PUFF DIDDY MUST BE STOPPED!!

i just turned on the mtv awatdz as i ate my leftover raviolis. and puff diddy comes out and says something like yeah you know how we do. then he made the guy turn the lights down. then he walked over to a podium and my hand to paul reiser he starts conducting an orchestra to some biggie smalls song. biggie smalls was that fat guy that got shot, right? and so puff diddy's up there conducting an orchestra to a biggie smalls song. i mean "song". whatever they call those raps, i don't know. then i remembered when puff doody did that duet with sting, and it was like the most horrible thing i ever heard. and didn't he do something with jimmy page, and wasn't that also the most horrible thing i ever heard. HE MUST BE STOPPED I TELL YOU.
08-29-05 02:48 AM
your balls carv is a close second?
08-29-05 08:35 AM
rollerfink haha carv's probably number 1 by now.

if the technology from eternal sunshine really existed i would go and have p diddo erased from my memory. and if they had any deals going i'd get rid of usher and aerosmith too.
08-29-05 10:16 AM
jedgar. yeah except for dream on. that song can stay.
08-29-05 01:38 PM
private baloney i thought rolo liked that song amazin'
08-29-05 02:09 PM
jedgar. haha i totally forgot i sent rollerfink that private message one night.
08-29-05 02:41 PM
private baloney so how does rolo have old pgl posts?? i wanna find the one where artra reflected on blythe street.
08-29-05 02:50 PM
rollerfink that's the only one i have. for some reason i took a screencap of it and i just saw it laying around in my PC the other day. it would be funny to go back into the pgl archives and dig around. TOO BAD I DELETED THEM ALL!!
08-29-05 02:58 PM
private baloney you really are yesterday's newspaper. GET CRUCIAL, ROLO!

http://www.queeniegreenlight.iwarp....ages/whitey.jpg
08-29-05 03:19 PM
jedgar. haha. if they melted together they'd be a puddle of pink goo on the floor.
08-29-05 03:22 PM
private baloney rolo's face is so red and raw because his wife peels off his skin every night while he's asleep.
08-29-05 04:18 PM
rollerfink hahah firstly i'm blushing because she's massaging my prostate.

secondly, um, i never met sirensix. I SMELL SOME PHOTOSHOP SHENANIGANS (or a secret FLAG-based twin).
08-29-05 04:26 PM
private baloney i remember about 5 years ago rolo called my house and left a message saying "Ahhahha ahahahaha This is Siren Six Ahhaha aaaa hhh aaaa Gimme a call and we'll talk about your dulie mischief. Ahhaaaaaaa aaaa aaahh" remember that, rulo? my mom was like "someone named eagle 7 called and left a message for you."
08-29-05 04:34 PM
rollerfink hahaha yeah i kind of do remember that. I used to be so immature.
08-29-05 04:40 PM
private baloney and you used to always laff like Aaahha aaahhahashish


but not anymore
08-29-05 07:09 PM
jedgar. rollerfink makes ron jeremy look like doris roberts!!
08-29-05 07:10 PM
private baloney thats funny that you should mention ron jeremy. bad fred is starring in a cable tv pilot for a show with ron jeremy. did that already get mentioned on here some place?
08-29-05 07:12 PM
rollerfink yeah remember we had the discussion about devils and angels on the shoulder.

but let us know if it's gonna show up on tv. i don't know bad fred but i'll act like i do if he gets on tv.
08-31-05 04:04 PM
private baloney hey jed, i found a new "serious" avvo for you.
08-31-05 05:26 PM
jedgar. i like the blue dot. too bad i can't use it now, dick cheese.
08-31-05 05:32 PM
private baloney why not? because paul mccartney won't let you take down that six month old avvy?
08-31-05 05:37 PM
jedgar. see, it's shit like this that makes me want to just take a blood bath and be done with it. fucking BULLSHIIIIIIT.
08-31-05 05:37 PM
El Topo ahahahahaaaaa


*scooped*
08-31-05 05:44 PM
jedgar. it's not funny. dan mentioned this to me last week, he mentioned teenage spaceship to somebody and they told him this show used a viewmaster. so i was like eh, no one saw that show. and i figured it just played a small part in it, no biggie. now i see this shit. it only bothers me because some people will think i stole the idea from this show i've never seen. fucking annoying's what it is.
08-31-05 05:44 PM
jedgar. it's even red, just like mine.
08-31-05 05:45 PM
jedgar. now i think i need to watch the show just to see what they do with it. should i? i may have to just kill myself.
08-31-05 05:52 PM
El Topo first step:

send me all of your t shirts.

second step:

don't worry about the fucking show.

third step:

kill yourself, but for fuck's sake get some vagina before you do it.




I don't think anyone will even remember that show. good poster though.
08-31-05 05:55 PM
private baloney i never even heard of the show.
08-31-05 06:31 PM
jedgar. yeah it's just that they put it on the fucking cover that makes me AAAUUUGHGHGGGGGGHHHH.
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