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| rollerfink |
Jed, did you ever deliver flowers to...rod stewart on the toilet?
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| private baloney |
he delivered minnie driver's baby. |
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| jedgar. |
et tu, bart braverman? |
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| El Topo |
Oh Jedgar! You're at it again.
You minx. |
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| your balls |
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| rollerfink |
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| jedgar. |
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| El Topo |
we found a girl for jabs!
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oh wait. my bad, she's 18 and married already. She was in NY too. Ya snooze ya looze von kiggles. |
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| rollerfink |
Jedgar couldn't handle her gigantic hands anyway. This girl is still available...
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| jedgar. |
jefferson is officially now in charge of finding me a girl to lay. topo doesn't know my taste at all!! |
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| private baloney |
this is the best i can do.
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| good |
HA!! You'll take what you get!
you guys will be able to talk about the changes in the menu at Chili's. |
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| private baloney |
yeah, i should get that girl my sister knows from m*h*p*c to come out so you can have someone to talk to about all the hot spots in m*h*p*c... including old man dinkleberry's farm, scenic route 22, the ol' wishin' well, the new macdonalds, and the windmill where that preacher hung himself. |
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| rollerfink |
Jedgar, you should just tell all the girls in hollywood that you are casting for teenage spaceship 2: teenage jetpacks. |
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| private baloney |
wouldn’t the sequel to teenage spaceship have to be spaceship goes to college?
a rowdy raucous frat house takes its newest pledge, a naïve upstate new yorker who just happens to be a spaceship! things get out of hand when the frat goes to guatemala for spring break and the spaceship loses his virginity. but he learns a lesson about respecting cultural diversity.
i think cybill shepherd could play the stuffy dean. ll cool j would play double stuff, the frat president. the spaceship from zardoz could play the spaceship. |
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| rollerfink |
Nice. And when spaceships drink alcohol they make bloopy beepy noises and their lights start flashing and then they accidently discharge their phasers at random fat people.
And maybe their can be a next-door robot named boop who is secretly n love with the teenage spaceship but he just sees her as a friend. |
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| rollerfink |
quote:
rollerfink wrote:
maybe their can
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| private baloney |
did you ever notice that pretty in pink and some kind of wonderful were the same movie but with different redheads playing the leads? |
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| rollerfink |
yeah except only one of them had james spader.
ever notice how teen wolf one and teen wolf too were the same movie except with different awesome actors playing the lead? |
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| private baloney |
they werent the same. teen wolf: the original has the extra in the background of the big basketball game who stands in the bleachers and pulls his dick out. did you ever see that? it was on some vh1 movie flubs special. |
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| rollerfink |
hahaha that's even better than the three men and a baby ghost or the lady who crouches down instead of getting in the car in 16 candles. I never saw that. |
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| private baloney |
i guess it was a girl not a guy. like some girl pulls her pants down at the very end when everyone from the bleachers runs down to congratulate scott. |
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| rollerfink |
Can you see her penis? |
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| jedgar. |
i like sin city, how does that grab you? |
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| private baloney |
it grabs me by the dingleberries.
i liked sin city too. i'd say it was hector rodriguez's first actual good movie. |
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| rollerfink |
i haven't seen it but i liked spin city. |
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| private baloney |
enough bullshit! from now on rolo is to be called ONLY tutti frutti and jed is to be known as brock (short for broccolini) |
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| rollerfink |
can i wear rollerskates and get a mushroom haircut? |
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| private baloney |
NO MUSHROOMS |
