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| rollerfink |
everybody hates table tennis. the ball is too small and it floats around all over the place and the bats have that stupid rubber stuff on them. it's stupid how you have to bounce the ball on your side of the table and what about those guys who wack the ball really hard so you can't hit it back. or worse.
there is no standard outfit either. how can you decide what to wear.
so here's what i think we should do.
let's invent tabletop tennis. it's just like real tennis (same outfits) but instead of playing outside on a court you stand on top of a table (kitchen table, dining room table, coffee table, etc) and the other guy stands on top of another table somewhere else in the house (kitchen table, dining room table, coffee table, etc).
the one guy bashes the tennis ball from his table to the other table. oh wait we need a net. i guess a blanket? the blanket can be the net. just lay it down somewhere.
the best part is you can never lose because there are none of those crazy white lines that run all up and down a regular tennis court. every shot is a winner!
table-top tennis anyone? |
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| jedgar. |
rollerfink's awful randy these days. |
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| jedgar. |
Awful Randy.
Handy Dandy. |
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