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| Finger Deep |
Knuckle deep doesn't count. |
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| jedgar. |
whatever, you're talking about her vagina. i haven't been anywhere near her vagina. nor she mine. |
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| must love bugs |
i dont know nuthin. i just think you had her interested then didn't do anything about it. beyond that, i only know that carrots are more orange than oranges. |
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| jedgar. |
you should've said oranger. |
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| Finger Deep |
If you didn't finger her in the vagina hole then what did you finger? Her peanut butter jar? a ahaha hey i'm gonna start calling peoples' bungholes peanut butter jars.
hey that lady has a nice peanut butter jar wouldn't you say?
oh man my peanut butter jar itches.
it works! |
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| must love bugs |
yeah, wait. is jed saying he put his finger in her butt?
whats wrong with you, jed? why would you do that??? |
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| rollerfink |
he might think fingering a girl means touching her fingers while holding hands. |
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| jedgar. |
no i did something which i thought was really cool, just touching her arm once BUT it was right after this particularly sexy ;yirc only i don't remember at all what the lyric or even the song was. we were crossing paths in the kitchen, she made some dumb/cute/funny comment as we passed, i think i was cooking, and that lyric came on in the living room, like two short lines i think it was, something really good, what the fuck were we listening to?? anyway it was like awesome lyric, we pass each other, i touch her with my finger. if she noticed the lyric and the finger both, she's mine forever. she probably didn't. if she noticed only the finger, meh. i got skinny fingers. but she probably didn't notice that either. so, nothing. i lose. there you go. |
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| jedgar. |
go call mike walker, abbe. cunt-whore. |
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| rollerfink |
or mike wallace.
hey jedgar you should touch her kneecaps. |
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| must love bugs |
i guess heath ledger really did bitch jed out. what a jerk heath can be. CELEBS!!! sorry, jed. you'll be ok. |
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| jedgar. |
quote:
must love bugs wrote:
i guess heath ledger really did bitch jed out.
what? |
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| must love bugs |
heath ledgar. he's that spicy hot celeb who was caught at a hollywood stoner party. |
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| rollerfink |
he was in ten things i love about you |
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| must love bugs |
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