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05-30-06 04:00 PM
jedgar. whatever. millie posted that picture of me coming out of the LA show looking like a dick. too bad she didn't have a picture of people telling me we sounded really good, and shaking my hand and shit. even though we sounded like shit and were pretty boring. but she just did it to annoy me and it seems all her posts are meant to annoy me and i don't come here to get annoyed by some dumb cunt i don't even know. man i have to stop using the c-word in that way. i said i would but i keep doing it. CUNTS are good. MILLIE sux.
05-30-06 04:04 PM
jedgar. oh and also? until i start the PA job, i'm back to those crazy night hours. i think at some point this week i'll start that, and that's a regular daytime job. although i think they're trying to pull a fast one with the hours, which i'm not even slightly amused by. i think they try to pay people for a 40 hr. week, but the lady told me the regular hours will be 9-7 instead of 9-5. i just get the feeling they're gonna try to work me for 50 hrs a week but only pay me for 40. and what am i gonna do, complain? but isn't that illegal?? shouldn't americans, in america, be paid for what they work at least? if it was like $20 an hour i wouldn't mind, but am i even gonna be making more than i made at goodwill if i work 10 hours a week for free? i'll have to do the math. (i hate math)
05-30-06 04:27 PM
rollerfink if it's a salary then they can make you work as many hours as they like. if it's per hour then i think they have to pay you for the extra but what do i know.

i like math.
05-30-06 04:44 PM
Geddy Lee just take off when you feel like taking off. if they're gonna fire you for it, they'll tell you first.
05-30-06 05:10 PM
rollerfink or better yet at 5pm take your pants off and say hey, take it or leave it. at 5 my pants come off.
05-30-06 05:12 PM
Millie I'm sorry jedger. also; cocks.
05-30-06 06:30 PM
jedgar. that's okay, millie. also; cunts.
05-30-06 06:38 PM
Geddy Lee millie is obsessed. i bet her hubby gets a beejer like every night.
05-31-06 07:13 AM
FishHeadUgly abbe or maybe she was waiting for you to ask something like oh do you visit tijuana often ? and then she would say why yes i do that's how i get the candies silly

which could have led to more conversation like what does she do in tijuana does she like it what does she like about it etc etc which would then have led to the two of you eventually taking a road trip to tijuana together
05-31-06 12:38 PM
Geddy Lee ahaha. abbe's is right. the girl was like "say jedgar, have you ever been to tijuana?" and jed was like "the fuck is that supposed to mean, ya dumb bitch? are we gonna make out or what?"
05-31-06 02:27 PM
jedgar. hey you've got your syle, i've got mine.
05-31-06 02:50 PM
Geddy Lee you need to start calling girls "dizzy dames" like an old timey gumshoe.
05-31-06 03:57 PM
jedgar. jesus. thad and i are like best buds now. i heart thad!!

but for real, he gets really good weed and knows all about really good weed and wants to split a bag of really good weed and we're probably gonna grow some really good weed because thad knows all about how to grow really good weed.

he's a good egg.
05-31-06 04:00 PM
Geddy Lee we are a good egg.
05-31-06 04:41 PM
rollerfink careful, thad is a gateway friend. soon you will be hanging out with chaps named artemus, miles, thelonius, simon, luke, sebastian, and kristoff.
05-31-06 05:30 PM
jedgar. nice. i knew a jean-christophe once.
05-31-06 05:33 PM
Geddy Lee i went to college with OLIVER CLOSOV!
05-31-06 05:40 PM
jedgar. you messed that one up, pal. it can't be "closov", it has to be "clozaroff" at least. get it together, punk.
05-31-06 05:41 PM
jedgar. nah, i guess it could be whatever.

FORTY LASHES ON MY SMOOTH WHITE ASS, POR FAVOR. WITH A LEMONADE, PERHAPS?
05-31-06 05:47 PM
jedgar. oh, and btw, and keep this to yourselves, but i just sent her the absolute perfect myspace message. how queer is that? no, but it was perfect. perfectly queer. AUGH! haha i'm awesome. DOUCHEBAG! no, come on. i rule. RULE SHIT-HEAD TOWNSHIP, MAYBE. yeah, that place is fucking rad.

i wrote mo instead of no.
[Edited by jedgar.]
05-31-06 05:55 PM
rollerfink is it a message that we can see or can you send top secret messages on that my spaceship site?
05-31-06 05:59 PM
jedgar. hey, don't go fucking around with that.
05-31-06 06:00 PM
jedgar. maybe i can go back and see what i wrote (i don't remember) and copy it and paste it here. but you guys will be like eh, that's not so great. what's jedgar. on about now? JUST LIKE TEENAGE SPACESHIP!!
05-31-06 06:00 PM
rollerfink i wasn't going to fuck around. i just wanted to pry into your personal life. i don't think i can post messages on there but i can read all the other ones. i ike to check in on topo from time to time to see what crazy adventures he is getting into.
05-31-06 06:00 PM
Geddy Lee
quote:
jedgar. wrote:
you messed that one up, pal. it can't be "closov", it has to be "clozaroff" at least. get it together, punk.



"all of her clothes off" is how i always heard it.

but who did you send the message to?? A GIRL MAYHAPS????



[Edited by Geddy Lee]
05-31-06 06:03 PM
jedgar. nah, i'm not gonna tell you what i wrote. i copied it, pasted it, but nah. f you.
05-31-06 06:04 PM
jedgar.
quote:
Geddy Lee wrote:
but who did you send the message to?? A GIRL MAYHAPS????



what? what's that supposed to mean? who do you fucking think i sent it to, you calling me a slut??
05-31-06 06:10 PM
jedgar. where's 801? someone just called me from 801. where is 801?
05-31-06 06:13 PM
rollerfink
quote:
jedgar. wrote:
nah, i'm not gonna tell you what i wrote. i copied it, pasted it, but nah. f you.



boo i wanna see!!!

801 UT Salt Lake City Metro
05-31-06 06:14 PM
jedgar. haha. must be thad. THAD! that ganj he had was from utah.
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Hey, can you pick up topo on the way home from work tonight?