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| rollerfink |
If jedgar was a giant I would sit right in his mouth.
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| rollerfink |
I can't find my jesus poem. Does anybody remember where I posted my jesus poem? I'm looking for my jesus poem. |
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| arch deluxe |
what jesus poem? since when am i your cleaning lady? |
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| rollerfink |
Butle me!
The one that was about what if jesus was in high school. |
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| arch deluxe |
IF JEDGAR WAS A SUPERHERO his name would be The Manhandler and his power would be huge palms, the perfect size for squeezing butt cheeks. |
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| jedgar |
if you pooed in my mouth i would eat it, so as not to offend you. |
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| jedgar |
also one of you douchies can change the layout any day now. especially that goddamned post reply picture I HATE IT!! |
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| arch deluxe |
rollerfink has a funny story about getting diarrhea in college. when he gets to the part where he has to squirt his diarrhea in the bowel in front of all his fellow fraternity pledges he makes a funny sound like "BL-BL-BL-AUUUUUUUUGH!" |
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| jedgar |
i'm sorry, exactly how much fucking money do you get paid a week? |
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| arch deluxe |
never you mind, pussylips.
lets just say i make more money than rollerfink spends in a week on tiny candied liquers. and if you could see the chocolate stains on his pants, you'd know thats plenty. |
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| jedgar |
but what are you supposed to be doing all day instead of constantly being online? i only ask because i bust my ass all day long except for my lunch break. i mean i just work all day long. work work work. and i don't even get to sit or anything. i guess i'm just jealous, and it's not your fault i suppose, but i still want you to die. |
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| Skeelied for Less |
great avie jiffro.
i feel for you vk, I really do.
I've done nothing at my job in about a week. and it seems the only people who yell at me are our customers...go figure.
keeven do you get yelled at by your customers? |
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| jedgar |
well that's the one good thing about the job thus far. i don't have to deal with the customers. but i will once i get that "promotion". and from what i've seen they're particularly annoying. |
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| arch deluxe |
please get rid of that horrible oversized post new reply pic.
jedgar, there is an ocean of difference between your job and my job. i am an executive. i am paid to execk. i do it very well. so well am i at executating that people come into my office every day and say "keep up the good work, champ," and i say "roger that, sir. let's keep productivity maximized!" at your job people say to you, "clean up that slop, boy," and you say, "yessir, mr. whipplebury. could i please be allowed to take some of this slop home to feed my family?"
but i envy you. yes, envy! how i wish i could know the pride of a hard day's work and the satisfaction of sweat on my brow. you are the lucky one, truly.
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| jedgar |
i am going to mail you someone's dirty sock. then you will know my true hell. |
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| jedgar |
oh jeez, i forgot who i was talking to. you'd just add it to the collection! |
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| arch deluxe |
i'm just giving you a heard time about being a big shot exec while you're low man on the scrotum pole. really, i just work for an incredibly laid back law firm.
example: right now there is a big screen HD tv behind me playing national lampoon's vacation and all the indian tech guys who have never seen it before are eating licorice and laughing at the screen. |
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| mingga |
he is slowly approaching defcon johnny!
I give him two more weeks and he's there. |
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| arch deluxe |
nah, i always let the laundry pile up until its just heavy enough that i can barely carry it comfortably, then wash it and let it pile up again. i'm going to have to do it this weekend, because i tried to pick up the laundry bag and i could tell the time was drawing near.
then the process will begin a new, like a butterfly hibernating in its cave for the winter. |
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| mingga |
by doing it he means dropping it off and having it washed and folded. he's a hero to all of us.
jiffro your room smells bad, really bad. i caught a wiff as I was leaving for work today.
good laudy it is f-u-n-k-a-y |
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| asshole |
I just had chineeze food delivered to my work...after hours baby!
no one's here, but ol T
OH if they could see me now...who's they you ask..............
ANYONE!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA chineeze food bitch!
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| mingga |
wait does that mean I'm not a faggot?
it's like if I took a shit in my closet once a day and then yelled at people when they commented on it.
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| arch deluxe |
OPPS! now i really do have to do laundry. i might have a girl coming over this week. i think i've only got about 90 pounds of dirty socks, so it should be a SNAP! |
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| asshole |
who's the slut? |
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| mingga |
I don't feel so gude
nausea's creeping
feels like little south korean kimmie is kicking me in the gizzard
the gizzzard bitch! |
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| arch deluxe |
i met a pregnant homeless lady and i'm going to bring her over and cook her a chicken dinner and let her sleep in your bed. |
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| El Topo |
negro check this out
http://www.shockingimages.com/dolemite/index.php?goto=albums/zodiac
don't forget to try to lift some pics from the site |
