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| sweet fajita brown |
- steaks (only the choicest, tenderest meats will do)
- suntan lotion (to jerk off with when nobody is looking, or if they are looking, make sure their eyes are crossed)
- box cutters (they won't even let you stab the pilots with knives anymore. what a nation of pussies)
- a james patterson novel (i'm not sure where you might find one of these at an airport)
- short shorts (and i mean short)
- your accent (Ahah ahah aa hha Mahvelous)
- garbage can (i don't want your garbage mingling with my garbage)
- toenail clippers (my toenails have gotten very long and i can't reach anymore)
- purple bandana (in case there's a wedding)
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| paisley |
And don't forget your toothbrush! |
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| sweet fajita brown |
no, you can forget your toothbrush. we have a toilet brush that should be able to fit in your mouth. |
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| jedgar |
what about some kool aid drink mix (you desperately need something to do with all that water coming out of your faucet haw haw) |
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| rollerfink |
I will bring all the above.
Other things that I will bring include:
- Uno
- Mydol (for cramps)
- Katie Holmes
- A smile and a wink
- Assorted venereal diseases
- Jewel's book of poetry
- Thongs (the shoes not the underpants)
- Thongs (the underpants)
- A Detroit attitude
- My impression of that guy from the warriors saying "can you dig it"
- A general appreciation for the west coast lifestyle
- Did you see two and a half men last night? Charlie Sheen said that sherman oaks is the gateway to van nuys!
- That last one wasn't really part of the list
- How do you get out of this list thingy
- Okay I think I see how to do it
- There
- Oops
- How about now?
- Okay, I think I got it this time
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| sweet fajita brown |
that quote is hilarious.
where did you find that quoety, rolobo? |
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| rollerfink |
I was looking for a new avvy and that quote just jumped out into my face. It was accompanied by a picture of some guy's shirt with water on it. |
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| sweet fajita brown |
i bet the load that got shot got shot on the kid in your avatar's nose. |
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| rollerfink |
My avvy guy has been waiting for a drop of jizz juice to finally roll off his nose and onto his tongue.
Keep waiting avvy guy. Keep waiting. |
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| jedgar |
what the crud was rollerfink doing watching two and a half men. beating off, that's who! |
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| sweet fajita brown |
what the hell else is he supposed to watch while he's waiting for yes, dear to come on? |
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| rollerfink |
I just watched the beginning. I try to support ducky. I forgot what I watched after that. Sometimes I watch still standing and think it's pretty funny. Yes dear could be the worst show ever made.
Shove it!
Now I have no idea what I'm suppose to bring to L.A. |
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| arch deluxe |
bring a rag. you'll be cleaning out house. |
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| rollerfink |
You guys have an outhouse? Awesome!!! Do spiders bite you on the bum? |
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| arch deluxe |
opps.
***OILIER***
i meant to say our house. the t and r are very close friends and sometimes they play switchemup. |
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| jedgar |
did youz fuckbags move yet or what! |
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| arch deluxe |
we have until next tuesday to be out of 205. topo's room is empty, my room is still full of crap all over the floor. i'm very lazily moving stuff over.
i can't imagine what it will be like to walk to the grocery store and not have to step over the mexicans stooping to take shit on the sidewalk. |
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| rollerfink |
You should buy a segway.
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| arch deluxe |
holy shit. i would fuck the hell out of a girl who rolled up to me on a segueway. marry me, seguewoman. MAKE ME YOUR TRUE LOVE! |
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| rollerfink |
She's got a man. |
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| arch deluxe |
christ. look at her legs. her knees are all bent. |
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| rollerfink |
She doesn't need legs, she's got wheels! |
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| arch deluxe |
you ought to start calling your nardies your TESTICULES. see if anybody notices. if they call you on it just say Ahahaa aah aha hah ahaa |
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| rollerfink |
hahahah aha my testicules are cuticle. |
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| arch deluxe |
rollerfink has a crush on tabitha soren.
[Edited by arch deluxe] |
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| jedgar |
i heard kurt loder got tabitha soren pregnant but she aborted the fetus because she was in love with kennedy. so what if that was dumb, at least i got to say fetus. |
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| arch deluxe |
i like it when i accidentally say fetus. like "do you know how dirty the bottoms of your feet is?" |
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| jedgar |
no, how dirty. |
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| arch deluxe |
damn dirty. |
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| rollerfink |
he beat us with a fetus. |
