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2004 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION
>Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 05:01:06 +0000
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> > 6:00 p.m. - Opening lynching ceremony.
> > 6:00 p.m. - Opening secular prayers and token molesting of alter boys.
> > 6:30 p.m. - Anti-free speech concert by John Ashcroft.
> > 6:40 p.m. - George Bush proposes a toast.
> > 7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to 'merica.
> > 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for Cheney-Bush defense fund.
> > 7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to 'nglnd.
> > 7:45 p.m. - Kill the Darkies rally (Moderated by Don Rumsfeld)
> > 8:25 p.m. - George Bush proposes a toast & a bump of coke.
> > 8:30 p.m. - Susupected terrorist tortue workshop.
> > 9:00 p.m. - Straight marriage ceremony
> > 9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
> > 10:00.p.m. - *Vacation* (can't stay away from Crawford for too long!)
> > 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of George Bush deserting the National Gaurd.
> > 10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Strom Thurmonds corpse. A true patriot never dies.
> > 10:30 p.m. - Live impregnations of unmarried women on welfare! Not to be missed!
> > 10:40 p.m. - George Bush proposes a toast and couple of lines of coke off Cheney's head.
> > 10:50 p.m. - Bush and Ashcroft make a sacrificial offering of Cheney's son to Baby Jesus.
> > 11:00 p.m. - Straight marriage ceremony and the glories of The Missionary Position.
> > 11:15 p.m. - Belated Birthday Party for Enron executives. Celebratory lynchings to follow.
> > 11:30 p.m. - Catch and Release Party! 'Free Saddam' pep rally. "LET'S DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!"
> > 11:59 p.m. - George W. proposes a toast, some more blow and an execution of a retard.
> > 12:00 p.m. - Nomination of republican candidate.
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> > Any chance we could get
all these douche bags to go fuckthemselves and get the hell out of my capital? YES. 11.2.04 |
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this is what I sent to my douche bag uncle. it was originally one for the dems ...let me post... |
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> 6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
> 6:00 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson &Rev. Al
> Sharpton
> 6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
> 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
> 7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
> 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
> 7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
> 7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
> 8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
> 8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
> 9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male &female couples)
> 9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
> 10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
> 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
> 10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
> 10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
> 10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
> 10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
> 11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
> sex).
> 11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
> 11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
> 11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
> 12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.
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> Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
> convention ?
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| rollerfink |
haha I like the 'merica one. |
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| rollerfink |
hahaha and the catch and release one. |
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| sweet fajita brown |
i like that democrats have tributes to france and germany. whats that even mean? |
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| rollerf¡nk |
oh wait. i get it. john kerry's wife was married to the ketchup guy, and FRENCH's mustard tastes great with ketchup... and john EDWARDS rhymes with EDWARD VII, who's nephew was kaiser wilhelm II of GERMANY! thats a pretty clever e-mail. |
