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Topic: I'm going to Chicago Return to archive
06-18-04 08:55 AM
rollerfink Since jedgar's exciting jaunt to the virginian minion I've been feeling somewhat restless. So it's off to Chicago for the weekend! Topper, did you send my package yet?
06-18-04 09:57 AM
jedgar you should go up to the top of the sears tower and look straight down and go i think i see my dad. then everyone around you will laugh and laugh and laugh. then when you go back down to street-level you'll smile to yourself as you remember how you made all those people laugh. then you can get a haircut!
06-18-04 12:40 PM
rollerfink You always make jokes about my dead dad. I really appreciate that about you.
06-18-04 01:33 PM
sweet fajita brown i went to chicago once. my mom stole a big bottle of champagne from a hotel lobby on new year's eve. they call it the wendy city because wendy o'williams died there.
06-18-04 01:33 PM
sweet fajita brown i mean wendy o. williams.

actually, they both died there.
06-18-04 03:32 PM
jedgar wendy o williams died from all the AIDS gene simmons gave her. the only reason gene simmons is still alive is because god likes KISS.
06-18-04 04:34 PM
sweet fajita brown jedgar, you're so full of shit. everybody knows its called the Win T. City because thats where craig t. nelson won the tour d'france.
06-19-04 12:14 AM
jedgar craig t. nelson should change his name to craig tea nelson. like mary kay place.
Meet and greet j.edgar's feet!