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| rollerfink |
Sometimes I pretend that it's phat one. Or Loni Anderson. |
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| little shabazz |
LONI ANDERSON'S NAME SPELLS LO NIANDERS ON! |
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| paisley |
Here's some Helpful Feedback I offered to another wannabe poet:
This is a poem about a cat. Why not try making it about a rabbit, for the sake of irony? In any case, the blatant and unnerving sexism of the piece distracted me from any merit it might have. Why can't hes be pretty? Why only shes? It's very hurtful-- think about it.
Anyway, remove the adjectives. Adjectives are overused and should be outlawed from the english language.
Good luck and keep writing!!! |
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| little shabazz |
you should have said adjectives are overused tremendously in our wonderful english language. |
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| rollerfink |
I often replace all my adjectives with objectives. Goal-oriented writing at its very finest. |
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| little shabazz |
i like to replace my punctuation with smilies  do you  |
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| rollerfink |
I'd love  to do that, but I'm too lazy  so usually I just imagine  the smilies as I type.  |
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| little shabazz |
the so-called rolls eyes smilie is really a praying smilie.
instead of going "OH SHIT, JEDGAR! YOU ARE SUCH A LIMP DICK FAGGO! " you should say "DEAR LORD, PLEASE MAKE JEDGAR LESS OFA LIMP DICK FAGGO THIS X-MAS EVE! " |
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| jedgar |
what do you care, jew |
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| jedgar |
oooooooooooooooooooooooh big "friends" surprise is cortney cocks and matty peeriwinkle are having... wait for it... TWINS!! awhahawwahwhahwhahwhahahawawhahwhaaaahwhwhwaaaaaaw. pretty clever, friends writers. this shit is going off my tv in two minutes and i'll have another beer and headphones (gonna rock out with my cock out) |
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| jedgar |
haw haw i made some dude cry.
last time i made a dude cry was when i moved out of 311 new hampshire
[Edited by jedgar] |
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| little shabazz |
who did you make cry? |
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| rollerfink |
Why didn't Ross just go to Paris with Rachel? That's bullshit. |
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| jedgar |
i swear i don't watch friends but i had it on so i kinda saw it it was so bad and gay. gays are all right, i don't mean to give them a hard time or anything, but it was so queer. also i don't get what's going to happen on the new JOEY! show, because all the friends are still in new york (i think. cocks and perriwinkle moved upstate, right?) so while you're watching JOEY! all season you're gonna be like how come joey's so-called friends never come to visit. also nbc should've been saving the title JOEY! for slotnick those a-holes. now what's going to happen when slotnick gets his own show. ooh they could call it SLOTNICK!. the last guy that reviewed london bridge said he cried at the end. |
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| little shabazz |
tears rolled out of his asshole and onto his pillow.
they have to have some of the original cast stop by on the pilot. like when tony danza came to visit the living dolls or when al bundy broke into joe bologna's apartment on top of the heap. hey, and matt leblanc was on that show too. he's more into spinoffs than rollerfink.
rollerfink ought to get a truffaut cavaliers spinoff. he can call it ROLLIN' IT IT! |
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| rollerfink |
Vote for your favorite spin-off here...
Just the Ten of Us
Joanie Loves Chachi
Jamie Walters
The M*A*S*H spinoff with Radar O'Reilly
Frasier
Beverly Hills 90211
Law and Order: Saved by the Bell Unit
Joey's spinoff is gonna have that chick from the sopranos in it. Not that one, the other one.
Jiffy, van we change the name of my spinoff to plankowner!!! |
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| little shabazz |
no. but what about PLANKOWNIN' IT!?
my favorite spinoffs are just the ten of us FOREVER, maude and the jeffersons, flo, rhoda, facts of life and diff'rent strokes, green acres and petticoat junction, good times, mork and mindy, dudley doright was funny too. they were going to another beverly hillbillies spinoff called jethrine but max baer jr gave them outrageous salary demands. i guess technically happy days was a spinoff from love american style. there should have been a hill street blues spinoff. hill street oranges.
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| rollerfink |
Mork went from worst to first!!!
What about the party of five spinoff with jennifer loves to do it hewitt. |
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| little shabazz |
haha. yeah. she moved to the big city! what was it called? WELCOME TO WOOP WOOP? |
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| jedgar |
howabout the three seinfeld spinoffs that lasted a combined nine episodes. america loves to laugh! |
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| jedgar |
whoops none of those were actually spinoffs. i'm such a spinoff poseur. |
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| little shabazz |
those werent really spin offs though, jedgar. you get two demerits for that.
i thought the michael richards one would last, because his was the only one where he played a character similiar to his seinfeld character. they should have just had all the cast members do solo albums, like kiss. |
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| little shabazz |
since you corrected yourself before i did i'll take back those demerits and as punishment i'll wear the pants of shame for fifteen minutes. |
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| rollerfink |
They should do a spinoff where it's all the same characters but they change the name of the show. |
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| little shabazz |
it was called THE HOGAN FAMILY, you dumb shithole. |
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| rollerfink |
Oh yea, and SAVED BY THE BELL.
Sandy Duncan is no Valerie though. |
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| jedgar |
valerieeeeeeeeeeeeee, can't you seeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeee. i'm the same boy i used to be. |
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| little shabazz |
SOMEBODY SAID IT BUT WHO?
- bannisters are just poles attached to the floor.
- the theory of huddled ion mass for one, and the eiger sanction for another.
- i fucked the shit out of that gypsy cooze.
- Leslie Nielsen doing aerobics! Classic!
- for lunch i had leftover ravioli. time to call it a day.
- party like you're from manitoba.
- Fletch Lives is better than Fletch, just like the Highlander is better than the Highlander Two.
- I SUPPORT SHELLEY LONG'S TROOPS!
- So what the fuck is wrong with a hoagie?
- Fat people should never get in ship accidents.
- its like he's angry at the chocolate for being so delicious.
- boogle kind of like boggle except everytime you spell a word you have to yell out boo-ya.
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| rollerfink |
Those bullets make me giggle. |
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| jedgar |
bannisters are just poles attached to the floor. - rollerfink
the theory of huddled ion mass for one, and the eiger sanction for another. - jefferson
i fucked the shit out of that gypsy cooze. - topo
Leslie Nielsen doing aerobics! Classic! - jefferson
for lunch i had leftover ravioli. time to call it a day. - jedgar
party like you're from manitoba. - jedgar
Fletch Lives is better than Fletch, just like the Highlander is better than the Highlander Two. - jedgar
I SUPPORT SHELLEY LONG'S TROOPS! - jefferson
So what the fuck is wrong with a hoagie? - jedgar
Fat people should never get in ship accidents. - rollerfink
its like he's angry at the chocolate for being so delicious. - jefferson
boogle kind of like boggle except everytime you spell a word you have to yell out boo-ya. - jefferson
HOW'D I DO??? |
