Topic: I met the perfect girl for skeeley Return to archive
03-24-05 02:17 PM
safetydancer

Look! She has a bird for you.
03-24-05 03:38 PM
jedgar. hm. i suspect a vehicle of some sort drove through there recently.
03-24-05 03:42 PM
safetydancer Skeeley has eerie powers. How did you know I crashed my turck right over there? It wasn't my fault at all though. I was so totally drunk.
03-24-05 03:44 PM
jedgar. too drunk to cheat on your wife?
03-24-05 03:47 PM
safetydancer Too drunk to cheat at Twister.
03-24-05 03:48 PM
jedgar. tell me a story about topo making a movie you fucking scumbag.
03-24-05 04:02 PM
jedgar. btw, speaking of the perfect girl for me...

so last night was the night ev*n's show was on. so i taped it then watched it back, and there were several different cocktail waitresses but none of them looked like ev*n. i don't know what the shit is going on, but i swear none of them were her. the only thing i can think of is that one of the girls that played a cocktail waitress has the same name and since these actors are all pretty much bottom of the barrell, she just got lumped in with ev*n on the IMDb site even though they're two different people.

so i was bummed.

i'll go through it again i guess just to make sure, but i swear none of those girls was the girl i love that's for sure.
03-24-05 04:29 PM
safetydancer They blurred out her face because some obsessed fan from Upstate New York was writing her emails saying he wanted to take off her skin and fuck her pussy with a hunting knife.

Its a sick world.
03-24-05 10:37 PM
jedgar.

no it isn't.
03-25-05 01:12 PM
safetydancer I was just about to ask "Whatever happened to Sndra J. Bullock?" then SLAMMO! Hollywood answers my question with a smash-em-up and grind-em-down blockbuster sequel.
03-25-05 02:06 PM
grimblings robot Its the sequal to Ms. Congeniality.
03-25-05 08:02 PM
rollerfink I'm going to buy you the alan strange dvd box set for christmas. or easter i guess. FUCKING YUM CHOCOLATE BUNNIES ALL AROUND!!!!
03-25-05 08:04 PM
grimblings robot Mew mew mew! I love chocolate kittens!
06-08-05 11:11 AM
rollerfink
06-08-05 04:26 PM
jedgar. black comedies are the best kind of comedies!!
06-08-05 04:30 PM
rollerfink especially when they have white people saying boo.
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