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| jedgar. |
THERE ARE NO SPACESHIPS IN TEENAGE SPACESHIP!!
ok so i've been taking photos to send to this kid with the camera. went back to the buddhist monestary, on account of last time i had my shitty camera. so just after i took this shot:
i hear someone coming. it takes me forever after each shot, i'm such a spaz. i have to turn my camera off, replace the lens cap, put my glasses (with brown tinted flip-up thingy on them) back on, pick up my bottled water etc. it's so annoying. anyway so as i'm doing that i hear this little girl coming my way and she says hi.
remember i'm at a buddhist monestary in the woods. it's very quiet. it's a gorgeous day, and i just smoked half a jizzow coming up 301 so it's great.
so i say hello to the little girl, and she's kinda crossing in front of me and she says i'm looking for a toad. and i say oh yeah, any toad in particular? and she says a little one. and i say well, good luck. and she says thanks, and i move on toward the buddha building.
ok that's the story.
but the point i wanted to make is that i really wanted to either hang out with the little girl, help her find a toad (hey jefferson remember the kid in london bridge that comes across glen while looking for his bullfrog??), or take a picture or two of her. or preferably both. i really really did. i was high, the sun was out, and i just really wanted to look for toads at a buddhist monestary with a little asian girl. but i can't, right? if someone looked out and saw me hanging around this little girl, right?
or no?
what do you think?
?? wait. i have to get the picture.
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| jedgar. |
THERE ARE NO JEWS IN TEENAGE SPACESHIP!! |
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| safetydancer |
you should have helped her find a toad. that would have been cute. but it would have been scary if you found her the toad and she said "thanks, mister!" then jumped on it and squished it to death. then that would have been two toad deaths you'll be held responsible for.
but at least now you'll have an appropos toad story for the london bridge commentary. |
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| jedgar. |
wait, just give me an serious answers please!! |
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| jedgar. |
like seriously. let's get serious for a second. imagine the same thing happening to you. if you wanted to look for the toad or at least ask the girl to take her picture, knowing it was all perfectly innocent, would you? or would you be too conscious of how it might look? 'cause i'm not sure if it's me or not. |
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| safetydancer |
what was the question? are toads cool? yeah. they fucking are.
or was the question do i remember the frog in london bridge? i actually don't. i let my sister borrow london bridge. i'm supposed to get it back this summer. i wanted to read it again so i can buy it off you and make it myself, but the title will be changed to WICKETS N THICKETS. i do need to read it again though. i confuse parts of it with the impossible purple in my mind. |
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| safetydancer |
oh oh oh. no, there is nothing wrong with helping a little girl look for a toad. even if the law and order special victims unit van rolled up behind you while you were splashing around with the girl, there wouldn't be anything they could do. |
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| jedgar. |
but all the while in my mind i'd be thinking about what an adult might think if they saw me hanging around the little girl. JUST LIKE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. |
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| jedgar. |
quote:
safetydancer wrote:
Shit. That does look pretty cool. Is there really a temple of doom in teenage spaceship? I wish I had thought of that.
no i use water in the film, particularly this stream that flows into outer space at the end, and the dam represents the water not being able to flow and all that. ah, it doesn't really. well it probably could. dam symbolism. |
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| safetydancer |
grown ups hang out with kids all the time. that you're worried about it probably means that deep down you think you might snap and rub her little flat tits or something. |
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| jedgar. |
that's so far from the truth. i know 100% i wouldn't. i only worry about what other people will think, and how their unreasonable reaction would affect me. like if they ran over and smacked my face and said "shame on you. shame on you!!" and then ran away clutching their little girl daughter. that would fuck me up pretty awful. |
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| safetydancer |
Haha. Like the preacher’s son in last picture show. The cops will get together and go “you seen jedgar and the little asian girl? I think he might be liable to mo-lest her.”
I don’t think anybody would jump to such a conclusion. Maybe a sicko. I mean, if you saw me with a girl, your first instinct wouldn’t be to think “oh, I bet he’s going to rape her,” or “I know whats going on. She’s going to tie him up and steal his clothes.” Most people don’t attribute anything sinister to stuff like that. Kids need grown up babysitters.
Its good for kids to spend time with adults who aren’t their parents. Kids need to learn that adults who aren’t their parents aren’t going to take very much shit from them. |
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| rollerfink |
i think you did the right thing not mollesting that little girl.
no but seriously, it's better to just not put yourself in a situation where another adult could try and say something or if the kid was a psychotic toad licker and she said that bad man with the cherry afro tried to tickle my knees you'd be all oh no i was just helping her find a toad and they'd be all like yeah right.
so i don't think you should hang out with little asian girls not because there's anything wrong with it but just because it's taking a gamble that is low risk but high conseqeunce. |
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| jedgar. |
HEY JEFFERSON
SUCK ON THIS
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| rollerfink |
That's not very red. What's going on here. |
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| jedgar. |
are you being sarcastic? i will cut your knees open, don't fuck with me. |
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| jedgar. |
if you don't know when/where this was taken, you might imagine i photod myself peeping into people's windows. |
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| jedgar. |
the first 34 pages of teenage spaceship are so almost finished. i just have to finish them. here i go. well if i took another week to tighten them down like i normally do, i'm talking about going in with a scalpel and just physically removing words to shorten lines to shorten the page count, it would really be only 30 pages max. but fuck it, i'm not gonna even bother. it's basically my first act, but changes were made at the end of this short to make it more fulfilling to whoever watches it.
p.s. i totally use hi-fi lo-fi, rollerfink. but i honor it in such a way that i think will really touch your heart. and i'm not even being sarcastic. haha don't cut my knees open. |
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| rollerfink |
hahah i think it's hi-fi that you use hi-fi lo-fi. I use it too but i get the sideways glance from my wife.
i wasn't being sarcarstick about the dirty blonde hair. I thought your hair was supposed to be red.
if'n you send me teenage spastic i might be able to read it on the weekend and give you my general opinion. Like two hi-fis up. |
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| jedgar. |
yeah what's your email? i think i know what it is. at yahoo, right? should i not say that? i kinda just finished it. i'll have to read it through tomorrow. i'd definitely like some feedbacks. |
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| jedgar. |
quote:
rollerfink wrote:
i wasn't being sarcarstick about the dirty blonde hair. I thought your hair was supposed to be red.
i'm so happy right now. |
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| rollerfink |
yeah my e-mail is rollerfink.
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yahoo.
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| safetydancer |
your hair looks good jed. you should dye it blond! |
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| jedgar. |
say whatever you want, asshole. i win and you know it!! |
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| safetydancer |
your hair looks sandy blond in that picture. i saw your head every day for like two years though. you're not like carrot top little orphan annie bozo the clown red, but you've got a little marmalade in your oatmeal. admit it. |
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| jedgar. |
what a loser. photographic evidence staring you and everyone else right in the face and you're still trying to make it like you know what you're talking about. just give it up, it's over. i won.
i saw star wars today. did anyone ever use the word sith in the first three star warsses? my opinion is i guess what you'd expect. yeah i liked all the different worlds the cgi guys created. they were hi-fi. lucas blows, he ruins his own movies. i don't like how he shoots, he's got no style or sense of rhythm really. one scene just cuts into the next with those annoying wipes. and holy fuck is john williams' music predictable and boring. and when it ended i couldn't believe it. i was still waiting for the awesome climax. and every line of dialogue. especially that one of natalie portman's. i forget it now, but yikes. i think it ended in "resume". |
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| jedgar. |
did you happen to see the trailer for CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE? i may have just been way too stoned, but that looked really really hi-fi to me. |
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| safetydancer |
I admit that your hair looks pretty blond in that picture. But you have to be blond to be a strawberry blond. Post a picture of your hairy pubic mound and we can be sure.
They never say sith in the original star warses. i think the emperor and vader are the only evil jedis in the originals. The wipes and irises in those movies don’t bother me though. I like em. I don’t really like fade outs usually. Unless they’re used in just the right situation, I mean. |
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| jedgar. |
like rape scenes.
i really did love the worlds those cgi guys created, though.
but fucking lucas never wants to linger on anything for more than four seconds.
also, watching the darth vader helmet get put on, like what a moment in film history, right? watching the birth of darth vader intercut with natalie portman giving birth to the twins, that was cool, but he never thinks about style enough to make it as interesting as it could be. like the helmet goes on, vader breaths one short breath, and he cuts. he should've kept vader's breathing going over the birthing scenes or something.
whatevs, i'm so over star wars!!! |
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| jedgar. |
oh yeah, re: hollywood movie trailers. how nauseating is it that hollywood thinks no one will respond to a trailer unless it builds up like a volcano about to explode then at the end it goes BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
IN YOUR FACE!!!!
i swear i believe people would reespond to trailers that were original if only hollywood would give them a chance, but hollywood is so afraid of taking chances. just like how mtv could control the youth of america any way it wants to, hollywood could totally take bigger risks and eventually people would catch onto the new fad. but all they want to do is BOOM!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! because everyone knows the public responds to it. just look at the ticket sales, what further proof do you need, right??
fucking wads. |
