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| jedgar. |
Tonight i've got a hot date with Naomi Watts, Don Cheadle and Sean Penn - all starring in The Assassination of Richard Nixon, LOL! |
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| rollerfink |
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yeah, our first practice is next weekend. i think it's july whatever the last weekend in july is. it's like a two day festival, we're on sunday. it's a bunch of bands i've never heard of. jeff says the place holds like 300-350 and he personally guaranteed it will be packed. i don't know, sounds awful fishy to me.
I love fish! |
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| jedgar. |
so typo gets the beejer, joff and i are good-for-nothing puppets?
HEY ROLLERFINK
FUCK YOU |
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| rollerfink |
all three of you have good blowjob faces but topo gets 'em everyday at work so i thought it was more realistic. Although I bet jiffy has that exact look on his face when he gets a beejay. |
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| safetydancer |
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hey jugbra, is your punk rock reunion still happening?
do you still remember all the words?
will you sing any of your old white power anthems, like jew barbecue, let's get wasted and kill a queer, all my favorite words begin with N, or black people think they're so cool? |
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| jedgar. |
i assume i'll remember all the words when i start singing them. |
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| rollerfink |
You guys should do a chumbawumba cover. |
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| jedgar. |
best... movie title... ever.
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| jedgar. |
oh that kid (guy, whatever) just emailed me back:
Hello Jedgar.
I am indeed interested in shooting your film in late summer. Anthony was correct when he said I am always looking for material to shoot. I find the writing process extremely difficult and welcome the opportunity to try and bring someone else's vision to life. I checked out your other script samples on your website and I am intrigued. I see by your taste in film and by your scripts that you are very much attracted to the visual aspects of cinema. That's very refreshing and infinitely more interesting than shooting talking heads.
I don't have a website so I'll tell you a little about me. I graduated from the University of New Orleans with a film degree two years ago and have had quite a bit of experience shooting either my own or other peoples projects. I'm living in Hoboken NJ right across the river from Manhattan where I currently work at a Stock footage company. I convinced my job to pay for me to take cinematography classes at NYU and will be taking another one this summer. This allows me to use NYU's equipment and use their insurance to allow me to rent equipment from other places.
Anyway whenever you are ready to send your shooting pages you can send them to this address along with anything else you deem appropriate. My cell phone number is >WOOPS<
Looking forward to working with you.
Dan
sounds promising i guess. it's weird because now it's kinda "on". i mean i feel like now i have to keep moving forward with "the project". it's not just me alone in my room anymore. this girl was in the store yesterday and i thought she looked perfect for the lead girl and i wanted to ask her if she was interested in doing it, but how do you do something like that if nothing's even set up yet? you look like a freaky weirdo. i'll probably never see her again but she would've been good i bet. so anyway hopefully it'll all come together. i know those fat cunts millie and whatever that other fat cunt's name is are rooting for me.
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| topo |
you see someone you need and you fucking go talk to them. set a date to start shooting and then base everything around that and don't worry about sounding like an asshole. As long as you're the first one to point out, that's what I do. I explain that I feel like an asshole doing exactly what I'm doing, but that I have to. Asking rando people to act is kind of risky though.
The huge upside to this is that this guy has access to really good equiptment. If you had enough money you could shoot it on color 16mm or even 35 but that's loot.
make sure to either shoot in 24p or hd if you go video. shoot for both.
but yeah, send that guy the pages and set a date.
AND PAY MY RENT DAMN IT!! |
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| safetydancer |
big news for opo:
we are going to get kicked out after good fred moves to seattle because of the overdue rent situation.
but good luck, jadzo. you should get as many random strangers to be in your movie. if you're not going to be able to get good actors, just get real looking people. |
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| rollerfink |
jedgo that guy sounds pretty decent. you should probably delete his phone number up there though. you never know when abbe is going to get drunk and start up on some random dialling.
does this guy know anything about filming outter space? |
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| jedgar. |
oh shit, thanks rolls. i'm a dope, i always try not to post any phone numbers here but i just totally didn't even realize it was in there. i'm a dope.
thanks for the encouragement everyone, except those two fat ugly cunts who can both eat my dried up jizz. i'll beat off now (to pictures of hal holbrook portraying honest abe lincoln), keep the jizz in a cup or something, then when i become the hottest new director in town (tallahassee), i'll mail you my two year-old dried up stinky jizz and you can cram it up your fat crusty shit holes. |
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| jedgar. |
yeah, i'll have to talk to him about what he uses to shoot and all that, and i'll tell him what you said, that i should ALWAYS shoot 19pfs.
and yeah if he can get nyu shit that's awesome. and if he knows people at nyu.
and i definitely would and will approach people about it, i swear i think once it's actually a definite project, well now i guess, i think i'll be okay with it. but yesterday i had no idea and i had nothing to- whatever, you know what i mean. |
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| jedgar. |
once them first 10-13 pages is wrote, then i'll actually have something to give to people. that's all. |
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| jedgar. |
i'll carry copies of it around in my trunk like SWD did. and i'm not even making fun, i thought that was pretty hi-fi that he always had copies of scripts in the trunk of that big badass car of his. oh i have to change my signature to "danza's go-kart crashes". |
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| rollerfink |
SWD was hi-fi to the extreme. If he promised not to rape me at gunpoint i'd probably enjoy hanging out with him.
Don't jizz in a cup though. Why waste a cup. Just jizz in a baggie or in some of your mom's tin foil. |
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| jedgar. |
a plastic cup, dimwit. |
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| jedgar. |
p.s. TWO-HOUR FINALE TONITE, BITCHEZ!! |
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| rollerfink |
It's not going to be the same without merril and marge.
at least there is that one asshole couple. the best was when she's all yeah just another case of you not being able to commit and he's all wah? i was in the army you giant headed squid and then she's all yeah and you got out of that didn't you and then he was all hello inch thick makeup face i was a POW and i can drive a double decker bus like nobody's business.
and then she borrowed lipstick from that lasy. |
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| jedgar. |
and the negroes! |
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| jedgar. |
oh man what a nail-biter, ay rollerfink??
AY?? |
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| rollerfink |
i haven't watche dit yet. i know who won though because stupid yahoo had it as a headline. our power went out last night so i didn't get to DVR the first 20 minutes. hopefully the beginning was packed with boring. |
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| jedgar. |
oh man. it reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally sucks that you know who won, because it kept going back and forth and back and forth and flippity floppity the whole time. it was crazy like some crazy guy or something. i'm glad they won, they deserved it most. hopefully they won't start another one for at least six months.
ok, bye-eee!! |
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| jedgar. |
aw, is that a skippy avatar?? |
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| rollerfink |
haha yup, skippy in a pink tux. if only it wasn't so furzzy.
yeah i'd rather not know who won but i'll just pretend like i don't know and go oh maybe, maybe, or, or, maybe, oh my god!!!! |
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| jedgar. |
nah, it's totally ruined. |
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| rollerfink |
i'm rooting for the pow/beauty queen. do you think they'll win? |
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| jedgar. |
not only will they not win, they'll totally hate each other by the end of it. which isn't so hard to believe, since every time they're on camera the beauty queen (she's not even pretty) says something to the POW (he's awful wimpy looking) and the POW says shut up, you're an idiot. i don't get people. if the girl i claimed to be in love with called me a piece of white trash redneck or whatever she called him, i'd be like well okay see you later. how could you kiss a girl ever again after she called you a piece of trash? people are weird. |
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| rollerfink |
yeah exactly. she's all you called me an idiot faced crack whore roll eyes and then two minutes later good job babe kiss. if i hated someone that bad i would jump off a cliff before being nice to them. |
