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| AssAttack! |
don't it make you lose your mind? |
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| AssAttack! |
kudos to the guy that invented the lime. i think it's way better than the lemon but the lemon seems to get more of the attention. oh maybe it was the same dude so that's ok |
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| christmas biscuit |
the guy who invented the lemon was an anti-semite. for real. |
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| AssAttack! |
yeah well maybe he had a good reason |
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| christmas biscuit |
and the guy who invented the artificial toe was racist against gays. |
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| hefty kid! |
WHO ISN'T! |
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| hefty kĄd! |
GET THAT FUCKING DOG OUT OF HERE! |
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| El Topo |
i hate myself
why is it when keeley gets drunk and writes shit it's cute and sloppily witty, but when I do it I hate myself
[Edited by El Topo] |
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| christmas biscuit |
sex with girls is for diehard gays. |
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| AssAttack! |
this shit's only $1,995. someone give me $1,985. |
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| christmas biscuit |
no way! get this one!
chicks dig a guy who lives in a ferrari. |
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| AssAttack! |
where am i supposed to shit in that thing? |
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| AssAttack! |
check out the 1973 luxury!
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| christmas biscuit |
daisies in basket? standard. |
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| AssAttack! |
and plastic. |
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| AssAttack! |
you're a dummy retardo. |
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| (bl:DEACON:ue) |
quote:
AssAttack! wrote:
this shit's only $1,995. someone give me $1,985.
*Shnuffle*
*Sniffle*
This is the spitting image of the very first sub-solar space-craft that I recieved on my 96th old day/annual from my male and female aged care-droids. I ran it immediately into Ring 943 of East Saturn.
An installed virtual/physico partner station introduced me to the pleasure of sense-net female vibrations. |
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| ping-pong |
get fucked |
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| (bl:DEACON:ue) |
I am not familiar with that idiom. In my visio-dictionary of colloquial antiquarian English I have an image of coitus. Is this not correct? |
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| ping-pong |
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdickslapzz |
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| little whipping boy |
brrrrrrrrrrrrbuttcrack |
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| (bl:DEACON:ue) |
Don't be a moron. Tune in and turn on or die like everyone else. |
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| christmas biscuit |
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| ping-pong |
old people are so weird.
and sexy. |
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| christmas biscuit |
I'VE COME FOR YOUR WOMEN |
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| AssAttack! |
CHILDREN OF THE CORN XXXII: ALL GROWED UP |
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| christmas biscuit |
i wish i'd made the caption under pappy's face up there read:
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" |
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| christmas biscuit |
and i wish i'd made the picture of this guy:
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| ping-pong |
i wish i was that guy. |
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| christmas biscuit |
cruel news, chatch. you are that guy.
boo ya. |
