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| safetydancer |
yeah, you're both thin and white. but so are a lot of people you don't look like. beck has a more feminine face that you. |
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| safetydancer |
you look like him, but, my point is, you look a lot more like rappaport.
and it kills you, doesn't it? |
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| jedgar. |
yes, wicked untruths wound me deeply. |
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| safetydancer |
you're the one who thinks you have blond hair!!!!!!
its auburn!!!!!
lets not get into it again. we can just agree to disagree and agree that you have auburn hair. |
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| jedgar. |
holy shit, you've forced my hand. i'm going to take a picture of my fucking head right now I'LL KILL YOU WITH IT!!!! |
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| safetydancer |
why is having auburn hair the end of the world?
this guy. am i right? this fucking guy. |
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| jedgar. |
why is having webbed toes the end of the world for you? huh? what's so bad about that!! |
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| GORBACHEV, NIGGA! |
whats wrong with webbed toes? i'd date a girl with webbed toes. now that you mention it, i would prefer one. |
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| rollerfink |
quote:
jedgar. wrote:
(greatest american hero on dvd, foolz)
are you serious or are you just teasing me?
katt is going to be in the pilot of Ebenezer's Geezers taht i will write one day before i die (and that's a threat not a promise). |
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| jedgar. |
fool.
also: if anyone changes the new logo before at least monday THEY'RE A COCK. i didn't put it there, but it makes me happy.
and: rollerfink i completely forgot to tell you. just after the amazing race ended last tuesday i vowed to dedicate my life to the way phil raised his eyebrows. not just they way he raised them, but the way they cut it together and made phil raise his eyebrows in slo-mo, like "eh? you think you can fuck with me? DON'T EVEN TRY IT!!". then they showed amber in slo-mo, she's all "whaaa??"
oh my lord it was the best thing. |
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| rollerfink |
hahaha i might have to at least rent the GAH DVD. I'm only half way through the amazing race but i can't wait to get to the eyebrow scene! Oh man they should do a phil eyebrow montage from all the seasons.
i agree about the olog. i didn't put it there either but it just might be the perfect olog of all time. nothing beats a gay robot. |
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| jedgar. |
oh man you have the last AR on tape? you're the luckiest man alive.
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BROWS!! |
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| safetydancer |
thats not a gay robot! its a phyllis diller robot. |
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| rollerfink |
It looks a bit like jedgar. |
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| safetydancer |
haha. yeah. its 'BLOND' like jedgar. |
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| rollerfink |
it doesn't have that big knobble nose or butt-cheek chin though. |
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| GORBACHEV, NIGGA! |
knobble nose!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| rollerfink |
do you think jedgar will cumm to jew york to see topo? |
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| jedgar. |
i can't believe you didn't write about the AR. i assume you watched it, right? RIGHT? is your new abbatoir phil from the last show, or just some random show? did you watch it yet? comment on it!! did i describe it accurately? i'd hate to think i saw more than what was there. i don't think so, thoug. it was pretty spictacular. |
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| jedgar. |
ooh spictacular is great. i'll add that to my beanage faceship recipe. for spice!! |
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| jedgar. |
it'll be a white kid, like the main bully's buddy in karate kid. and he makes a heavy-duty aw hell yeah face and like pull his elbow down. that move needs a name it's so hard to describe! FROM NOW ON THAT MOVE IS THE JEDGAR. tell your friends. (if you had any). so the white kid does the jedgar and goes spic-tacular! to our boy. like being a prick and all. i also got the soundtrack to mondo cane. |
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| rollerfink |
hahaha you're kidding right? it was so amazing that i went back and watched phil's eye in super slo-mo and then I paused it, went into the other room and got my digital camera, came back and took a picture of it, went back into the other room and uploaded it, cropped it, AND MADE IT MY AVATATARAT FOR ALL TIME!!!
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| jedgar. |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaho! was that picture took when phil's eyebrows were at the apex?? i wish you could just upload the actual footage of the last three seconds here because as funny as the picture is it still pales in comparison to the actual moving footage of the entire event. it also pales in comparison to my schlong. |
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| jedgar. |
you could do a series of three pictures:
1. phil's brows
2. amber thinking "oh, what the??"
3. "to be continued"
you know, if you wanted to. |
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| rollerfink |
hahah yeah, that's the apex! you'll have to tell your schlong so long to phil's eyebrow sequence because i already deleted it from my dvr. |
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| jedgar. |
sinner. |
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| rollerfink |
check out his haircut though. who knew it was that fuzzy up front. UP-FRONT! |
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| jedgar. |
maybe next week. i can't take my eyes off his brows. |
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| rollerfink |
i like it when he tells them they stink. |
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| jedgar. |
i like when the dwarf dropped the big ham. |
