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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| paisley |
This looks like a private thread, so I won't post anything.
hey, rollerfink. |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| little shabazz |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| sweet fajita brown |
i was at subway buying my veggie delite for lunch and i'm standing in line with my hands at my sides, as i may often be found to do. then this little chinese guy right beside me in line kind of bends down and fucking sneezes all over my hand. i go "ugh, oh jesus!" and he goes "forgiveness, please." and just walks the fuck out of the shop. so i'm making a whole production out of it because there is mucuos and spit all over the back of my hand and i'm getting ready to eat a fucking meal of food. i'm turning to everybody going "did you see that? did you see that guy sneeze on me? somebody fetch me a god damn napkin!" and while i'm complaining this teenager sidles up and goes "excuse me, sir, can i have your change?" and i say i don't have any and he's saying can you give me your change after you buy your food, i just need 80 cents for a hamburger and i'm still turning to the people in line with me and i'm huffing all incredulous and i tell the kid I DO NOT WANT TO GIVE YOU ANY MONEY, THAT CHINESE GUY JUST GOT SNOT ALL OVER MY HAND AND LEFT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DISEASE I MIGHT HAVE NOW! and people are starting to roll their eyes at me like i should have tipped the guy who sprayed his snot all over me and the kid goes "oh, don't worry, man. i think he was japanese." |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| sweet fajita brown |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| retardo montalban |
pockets?
proper. |
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| Jedgar! |
jiffro I can do you one better.
I left the HOB at 11:38pm got home and back to the HOB by 11:58pm. This required 70 mph driving on 35mph streets. I had brought my new! vaporizer to the show that my friend was playing at the HOB and left it in my car to take to the hotel after the show. Standing outside I realize that I have forgotten the tube! Soooo, 70mph home and back and I get to the hotel, find the room, get settled in and start smoking out of the vaporizer.
The second person to smoke out of it was this chick. Some fucking guy's girlfriend, she PUTS THE WRONG END OF THE TUBE INTO THE VAPORIZER!! SHE PUTS THE WRONG FUCKING END IN!
I said to her when I handed it to her, "Just put the glass part into the hole." So the dumb twat puts the glass part into her mouth! and shoves the plastic end to the heating part, melts it like fucking butter.
what a fucking cunt. she wasn't even apologetic about it, she just kept saying "You can scrape it out." I had been there for ten minutes and i want to punch this dipshit in the fucking forehead.
The whore got away with murder tonight.
what kind of sick karma do I have, do I suffer from.
I call bullshit.
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| sweet fajita brown |
you let some cooze break mr vapo? jeez. mr vapo likes to stay at home. thats what you get for taking him on a playdate.
you should have said to her "scrape it out? i'll scrape your shrivled up ovaries out of your guts, you old whore."
so now instead of two vaporizers you have none? jedgar must have willed it. |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| sweet fajita brown |
i bet if i ask jedgar a question in this thread he'll answer it with hey rollerfink. thats what a mush head this jedgar is.
hey jedgar, who would win in a fight between rain and hair? |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| sweet fajita brown |
you fool. RAIN BEATS HAIR! unless its in your food. wet food beats hairy food. |
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| jedgar |
hey rollerfink |
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| rollerfink |
quote:
jedgar wrote:
hey rollerfink
Yep? |
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| jedgar |
ouch. how's it feel getting served so hard. |
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| AssAttack! |
Whoah. Good thing his wife's a doctor, that's all I'm saying. |
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