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| El Topo |
am I fucking off my shit?
these boards are haunted damn it! |
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| paisley |
oops |
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| paisley |
those were some reviews I got from zoetrope. I thought they were funny, but then I got shy, and took them off. again. I posted them yesterday, too. |
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| paisley |
Maybe I'm not ready for Beckham. |
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| Jedgar! |
my favorite new Hunter S quote was in there...
sometimes life can be so cruel |
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| paisley |
quote:
Jedgar! wrote:
is it wrong that I don't understand what's who in this thread...
allow me to contribute my favorite part of Kindom of Fear, Hunter S.'s most recent ...
"Sally loved football players. She though she could stay Young forever by sucking the juice of Eternal Life out of hard young bodies. She called it "The Milk of Paradise" and she rubbed it on her face every night."
I love this man. And I do mean this man.
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| Jedgar! |
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| paisley |
quote:
little shabazz wrote:
judging by your salinger reference you must be between 13 and 112 years old. hmmmm. by process of elimination, you must be.... seth? is that you?
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| paisley |
Funny thing is, I didn't reference Salinger. |
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| asshole |
it's a whacky world. |
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| paisley |
I liked "I'm out of pot." better. |
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| asshole |
I did too. |
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| jedgar |
this thread wins the "most confusing to dumb little jedgar thread" award for 2005.
i used to go to zoetrope.
now i don't.
yyyyep. |
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| jedgar |
quote:
jedgar wrote:
"most confusing to dumb little jedgar thread"
oar sumthing |
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| little shabazz |
this thread is going to die. nobody is ever going to bump it.
JEDGAR IS THE NEW THREAD KILLER EXTRAORDINAIRE! |
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| jedgar |
sorry. i just got the distinct impression there was something going on that i didn't know about. just like kevin bacon and mickey rourke in diner. (what fuckin chisum trail?) anyway sorry. |
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| paisley |
quote:
jedgar wrote:
i used to go to zoetrope.
now i don't.
yyyyep.
Too bad, I just invited you to my private office. Nothing happens there. |
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| paisley |
zoetrope is fun to go to for the stupid things people say about your shit. I got this one this morning: Not saying that it is absolutely absurd but it isn't commendable. In it's weirdness it does try to apply workmanship. Surely you have better. This is rated as fair.
and this cracked me up: An interesting story. I'd like to see more attention to sonics, but the delivery is competent.
i thought about sonic the hedgehog. |
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| little shabazz |
i guess i owe jedgar an apology. he didn't kill the thread after all.
sorry, jedgar. i should have never doubted you. |
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| jedgar |
quote:
paisley wrote:
In it's weirdness
you should totally bust him on that misused apostrophe. i love it when some douchehead gives me a bad review and misuses an apostrophe. I LOVE IT I TELL YOU!! |
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| little shabazz |
haha. just now somebody submitted something to me with the phrase "I bear a proven writting ability." |
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| jedgar |
jesus. (hey zeus) |
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| jedgar |
90% of the scripts i go through have shit like
Tommy and Janet put on there pants, Tommy see's Janet's bush.
JANET
Mind you're manners, Tommy!
TOMMY
Shut up, slut!!
ha ha that last sentence has no mistakes, it's just funny!! |
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| little shabazz |
i know somebody who doesn't know the diff. between your and you're and who's and whose. he keeps his feet up on the arm rests. |
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| El Topo |
F'UCK O'FF!!!
i suffer from lack of retention and attention.
Maybe if I through out my weed!
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| rollerfink |
Your kidding! Whose that stupid! |
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| El Topo |
I'm wondering if lazy people live longer?
I mean if they don't get fat.
You know. |
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| jedgar |
throw your weed out in a box with my address on it. |
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| paisley |
quote:
jedgar wrote:
you should totally bust him on that misused apostrophe. i love it when some douchehead gives me a bad review and misuses an apostrophe. I LOVE IT I TELL YOU!!
I already showed him. I rated his review ONE STAR.
Bastard. |
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| jedgar |
which star did you rate it? you should've rated it daphne zuniga. he would've been all wha?! |
