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| little shabazz |
i used to go to lots of shows and i even played a few shows and it never bothered me. my ears would always ring afterwards but i was always just like "rock on! loudness to the maxxxxx!" or whatever. but then i went about 4 years without going to see live music and now i can't take it. i will never go to a concert again. if some hot girl was like "my dream is to blow a 7 foot goofy guy with glasses after a date at a concert," i'd be like "check the want ads, slut. hefty don't play that." |
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| little shabazz |
OOOH! i forgot the best part of the day. perchance the only good part.
this little 4'2" cambodian girl had a t shirt with festive letters sewn onto the front and it spelled TURD BURGLER.
maybe you had to be there. she burgled our heart. |
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| jedgar |
don't not go to shows, just wear fucking ear plugs douche. |
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| little shabazz |
nah. i don't even like other people's music. i like to be able to skip through shit songs, replay good ones, adjust the volume according to my preference, and mst importantly i don't want to have to look at any more ugly musician's faces. |
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| rollerfink |
easy there, no moshing |
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| little shabazz |
does the boy in your avvy have a moustache made of jelly? |
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| rollerfink |
It's hard to say for sure what is moustache and what is foodstuffs. But he does have nutella smeared on his face/mouth/teeth. |
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| little shabazz |
my avatar is disgusted by yours. |
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| rollerfink |
Your avatar needs to open his mind. |
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| little shabazz |
my avatar needs to open his mouth. |
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| rollerfink |
I can't decide if my new avvy guy is creepy or smug. Or both. |
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| jedgar |
his tie looks like taffy |
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| little shabazz |
he's just like some guy. i probably saw that guy at lunch today. he was eating his soup with a butter knife and looking like a prick. |
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| rollerfink |
Now it's a bob cut in the making. |
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| rollerfink |
Or maybe I should use this guy...
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| little shabazz |
too late. jedgar already had a doug henning avotard. or was it just an iluuuuusion? |
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| rollerfink |
I'll stick with the bob cut then. It's cutting edge. |
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| little shabazz |
big deal. my avatar works at the dmv and had her hemherroids lanced on her 37th birthday. |
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| jedgar |
can i just say fuck jefferson for having a job where he just gets paid for jerking off on an internet message board all day? |
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| little shabazz |
i only check the boards during lunch and once i get home.
i got a big promotion and am shit busy constantly at work now. |
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| jedgar |
so you've been home for the past hour and a half? or do you get real long lunch breaks. |
