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| AssAttack! |
and don't forget to vote |
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| christmas biscuit |
who do you want me to vote for? i want to be the next you.
true or false: tyson is going single white female? |
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| AssAttack! |
what? |
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| christmas biscuit |
who, me? |
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| little shabazz |
quote:
AssAttack! wrote:
fucking tyson man, he wants to be into all the shit i'm into. next thing you know he's gonna start buying gay monkey porn.
sounds vaguely like an attempt to steal your identity, steven. guard your identity carefully steven. if you lose that you'll wind up like sandra bullock in the edge-of-your-seat thriller THE NET! |
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| AssAttack! |
oh yeah that sure was an edge-of-my seat thriller. i was standing the whole time. haha! no but seriously that movie was such a waste of time. holy crap i had to sit through these three trailers before solaris today: MAID IN MANHATTAN, TWO WEEKS NOTICE (these are more or less the same movie) and DAREDEVIL which looks so fucking awful. the entire movie seems to be at night and it's all ugly. i mean it looks like shit as well as being stupid bullshit. and ben affleck. oh man think of all the money wasted making horrible horrible movies. you could feed a country. i mean ok it's all a matter of opinion, but what about all the ones that are just so obviously across the board bullshit? (like the three aforementioned titles, you jackass)
what a load of stinky shit. you could make girly boy with the amount of money it took to supply j.lo's trailer with fucking evian during the maid in manhattan shoot.
and that part when they show all the maids doing their little dancing routine makes me want to vomit then eat the vomit then vomit again because eating vomit is fucking disgusting man, what's the matter with you. they're all ooh we po' housekeepas but weez sho knows how to dance and whoop it up down here with the linens and such
i bet one of them calls another one of them "girlfriend" |
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| rollerfink |
EXTREME OPS!!!!!!!!!! |
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| AssAttack! |
hells yeah. teens on snowboards with rocket launchers? i said hells... yeah. |
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| rollerfink |
I've got to check the writing credits of EXTREME OPS!!! because deep down inside my balls I have a tingly feeleing that's telling me that it's written by none other than Shane "Big Willy" Davis. |
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| AssAttack! |
i've got a tingly feeling deep down inside my balls that tells me i'm sensuously caressing my balls. |
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| little shabazz |
fear of an avatar planet |
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| (bl:DEACON:ue) |
Klaus Kinski is my spiritual mentor. |
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| christmas biscuit |
oh yeah? then you're okay by me, (b:acon d:ude)
okay indeed. |
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| rollerfink |
klaus kinski was hot in Hotel New Hampshire.
Let's play six degrees of Kevin Bacon's bits.
Klaus Kinski rubbed Rob Lowe's bits in Hotel New Hampshire
Rob Lowe rubbed Mario Van Peeble's bits in Crazy Six
Mario Van Peebles rubbed Michael Caine's bits in Jaws II: The Revenge
Michael Caine's old bits dangled on Steve Martin's face in Dirty Old Scoundrels
Steve Martin rubbed Kevin Bacon's bits in Novocaine
HA! HA! DID IT! FOOLS! |
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| (bl:DEACON:ue) |
In the new world the feat of Fitzcarraldo will be the cornerstone for a new civilization. Many men will drag large watercraft over mountains in devotion to the manly spirituality of Kinski. And the new world religion will be known as The Wrath of God. We will all wear armor and thrash about angrily in rivers.
Seriously though, I am a big time and space fan of Herzog. Nothing beats Herzog though in Julien Donkey Boy.
"I don't want a coward for a son. I do not want a pansy. Don't shiver. Stop shivering you coward." |
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| AssAttack! |
have you seen stroszek you dicklicker? IT'S ALL ABOUT STROSZEK!! |
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| AssAttack! |
oh crap what i wouldn't give for a q-tip right now. i mean i may not have much, but i'd give most of it for a q-tip. i could just go to the store, but i'd rather sit here and express my deep q-tip longings.
ooh, the swabby goodness |
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| rollerfink |
You should try using the cap from a bic pen. There is no swabby goodness but it sure can dig the wax out. If you don't mind it a little rough then the pen cap is for you. |
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| (bl:DEACON:ue) |
Actually dear earthling it is all about Little Dieter Needs to Fly. And if that doth not present enough light-food for the eye, then How Much Wood Would a Wood-Chuck Chuck may provide the necessary nutrients licker. |
