Daddy was a bugfucker

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08-06-02 03:02 PM
ping-pong I just have a feeling, that's all.
08-06-02 03:26 PM
safetydancer What is tarantinofan? Are you saying I'm a fan of Quintin Tarantino?

I don't understand.

08-06-02 05:10 PM
ping-pong thought so.
08-06-02 05:22 PM
safetydancer Shit, check this out, Steven. I was looking at my Dilbert calendar today and it's right up your alley. Dilbert is sitting in some swank conference room giving a presentation to these stuffy old white men. Dilbert says "And now for the good news". One of the old guys says "Speak up, I can't hear you." And Dilbert says to him, he says "Oh, I thought you liked it that way."

Oh man. It's times like these that make me proud to me an American.
08-06-02 05:27 PM
ping-pong yeah it must be great to be able to afford Dilbert calendars. thanks for making me feel like a skid row bum because I can't afford fancy calendars to tell me what day it is while similten-stimulan- while at the same time making me laugh despite the fact that my life is shitty like all the shit in some guy's toilet before he flushes.
08-06-02 05:32 PM
safetydancer Shit man. I think you misunderstand me. I use my Rolex to tell me what day it is. I use my Dilbert Calendar for doodle paper. So if I confused you.
08-06-02 05:36 PM
ping-pong i'm pretty sure i'm in the wrong thread (i'm quite drunk) but i'll go ahead and send you a nice final draft copy of ping pong. soon you will know that final draft is way better than movie magic (now say this in a whiny voice)

BUT MOVIE MAGIC HAS BUTDGETING AND SCHEDULING!!!
08-06-02 05:37 PM
ping-pong oh i'm not really drunk
08-06-02 05:38 PM
safetydancer You're not in the wrong thread, Muscles. I am.
08-06-02 05:40 PM
ping-pong fa-REAKY!

i'm officially retiring this thread
10-18-02 03:10 PM
hefty kid

you can't keep a good thread down, steven.

too bad this thread isn't very good.
10-18-02 05:28 PM
ping-pong why is jesus crying? that guy used to get mad pussy. he's such a crybaby that jesus.
10-18-02 11:48 PM
hefty kĄd! HE'S CRYING BECUZ HE'S JEWISH!
10-18-02 11:53 PM
ping-pong yeah those jews. there is no song greater than night on the sun. i tell ya, those jews.
10-19-02 12:06 AM
christmas biscuit i don't know. i really like that happy birthday song. its pretty catchy, and its stood the test of time.
10-19-02 12:35 AM
ping-pong you know you have to pay like $8 million to use happy birthday in a movie. that's why in oh what movie is it? oh yeah in todd hayne's "safe' they sing for she's a jolly good fellow even though it's her birthday.
10-19-02 01:21 AM
christmas biscuit bullshit. i sing that happy birthday song all the time. its really funny when you sing it to your friends when it isn't even their birthday.

one time i even sang it to my dog. it was fucking hilarious.
10-19-02 01:28 AM
ping-pong oh was it your dogs birthday? how old was your dog and what type. oh i see i get it now. HAHAHAHAHA
10-19-02 01:31 AM
christmas biscuit this is my dog.



his name's pepe and he's a cutie pie.
10-19-02 02:22 AM
ping-pong oh man this is hard. i love animals but that thing is just ugly. i mean i know it's not his fault and all that, but it's not easy to look at. oh man. that is one ugly animal. animals are supposed to be cute.
10-19-02 02:22 AM
ping-pong just like shelley winters!
10-19-02 02:24 AM
ping-pong holy hiot (shit) that dog's all you motherfucker. i will fuck you up serious. is that even a dog? oh god how am i supposed to sleep tonight.
10-20-02 01:56 AM
christmas biscuit hey, gang. check out this old gem i dug up from the archives.

BUMP!
10-20-02 01:59 AM
ping-pong damn that dog creeps me out. i seriously can't look at it again. is it just me???
10-20-02 02:05 AM
christmas biscuit its from peru. imagine waking up on christmas morning and having that waiting for you under the tree, his dead eyes peering at you from his monster's head, staring straight into your soul and evaluating how long it will take before he can devour you in your nightmares.
10-20-02 02:22 AM
El Topo this thread is fucking lame!

10-20-02 02:24 AM
El Topo except for the thing about g-sus crying because he's gewish!!!


that's shits dripping funny all over the fucking place.
10-20-02 02:24 AM
christmas biscuit but now the thread has a dude plummeting! plummeting dudes are hard to come by!
10-20-02 02:32 AM
El Topo NO DOUBT!!!


it took about 400 years of fucked foreign policy to get that plummetting dude.


but I'm still going to hell for making him my avatar.

GOOD THING I DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL!!!!

sukerz
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10-20-02 02:34 AM
christmas biscuit plus gravity. there would be no plummeting of any kid without the laws of gravity, put into effect by our proud american forefathers.
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if you put all the flavors i smelled today into a pot and cooked it up, man that would be one tasty stew.