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| jedgar |
i don't even have that script anymore. i mean i never really started it but i don't even have anymore what i never started so it doesn't exist. |
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| little shabazz |
you'd better get crackin', son. topo's mom's birthday is right around the corner and he promised it to her. |
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| rollerfink |
It turns out that woodpeckers are real! They have them here in Detroit. I haven't seen one yet but I hear them pecking at the trees when I walk Kid. One of these days I will catch one in the act! |
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| little shabazz |
oh shit. you ought to let one pull a worm out of the hole in your dick.
it'd feel good to finally get that worm out of there. |
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| rollerfink |
But then how would I get it back in? |
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| little shabazz |
so you are the worm? thats pretty deep, rolo. and who's that giving the thumbs up? is that jay leno? |
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| little shabazz |
oh, never mind. now i can see its governor shvarzenblatz. |
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| rollerfink |
I"M NOT A WORM WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU BEEEEEINGGG SOOOO MEANNNNN TO MEEEEEE!  |
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| jedgar |
why is the shwarzenegger's blazer jutting out at such a lethal angle? he could take penelope ann miller's eye out with that blazer. |
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| jedgar |
oh now he's a cheeseburger with words instead of meat |
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| jedgar |
and no cheese! |
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| rollerfink |
I was going to make Huey Lewis (star of hollywood blockbuster "Sphere") my new avatari. But then I didn't. |
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| jedgar |
remember in short cuts when huey lewis whips his dick out and pisses into the river (or lake, i forget) and you can totally see huey lewis' cock? and buck henry? remember parker lewis can't lose, then he did kinda lose 'cause his show got canceled? how many ls in canceled. |
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| rollerfink |
One l.
And remember when hard core punkrockers the offspring sang the memorable ditty "i might be dum but I'm not a dweeb, i'm just a sucker with low self esteeb." |
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| jedgar |
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| rollerfink |
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| rollerfink |
Hooker |
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| hitler knievel |
my mom and dad took me to the saratoga county fair in like 1993 to meet jerry steiner from parker lewis can't lose but he was a no show. instead brian a. green was there giving out autographs and i was totally pissed off because i really liked parker lewis can't lose. my sister got b.a.g.'s autograph and he said "i'll give you a kiss!" and she said "no thanks." |
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| jedgar |
you met B.A.G. and never told us?? WHAAAAA??? |
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| jedgar |
i bet after your sister walked away the BAGster mumbled "fuckin dyke" under his breath. what's with that phrase "under his breath"? it's all weird. think about it. |
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| rollerfink |
Remember that other show -- the tv version of ferris bueller? Did you ever meet that kid? |
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| jedgar |
he was in that movie 18 AGAIN!! right? that kid? charlie someshit? maybe i didn't see the ferris beuller show. |
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| rollerfink |
Hahaha yeah charlie schlatter. He was in police academy 7 as well.
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| little shabazz |
he was also in 18 again, another abortive switchemup.
what was that switchemup with bette davis called? remember? where she died in the middle of production? and she was a sorcerer? |
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| jedgar |
quote:
little shabazz wrote:
he was also in 18 again
dick |
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| jedgar |
3 sisters is a switch'emup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| little shabazz |
also, that guy was in 18 again. did you guys know that? |
