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| rollerfink |
is that my back door laying on the floor over there? |
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| must love bugs |
our kitchen got wrecked. some asshole knocked the door completely off the hinges or whatever those things are that hold the doors up. it was probably the same guy that took your doors, roloby. he fucked us both. |
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| must love bugs |
and the diarrhea stain on the kitchen tile still wont come up. thats some strong diarrhea. |
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| rollerfink |
plus someone left the orange juice out.
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| must love bugs |
man they left everything out. there were a bunch of full opened beers in the shower.
and somebody stole the soy sauce. |
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| rollerfink |
oh boy
last night i was taking the dog out for a pee before bed and it's kind of dark back there and the stream is pretty close and i kicked something.
hmm.
then hoppitty hoppitty fucking hop!!!
I KICKED THE BIGGEST FROG YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!!
with my bare toe |
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| must love bugs |
with your bare camel toe? |
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| rollerfink |
i wish
gigantic frogs are scary
i've added them to the list |
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| topo |
i would have died. literally, heartattack.
i hate frogs. |
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| must love bugs |
the new superman game sucks in case anybody was wondering |
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| jedgar. |
quote:
must love bugs wrote:
some asshole knocked the door completely off
that guy apologized to me more than anyone's ever apologized to anyone for anything. and that includes boz scaggs!! |
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| jedgar. |
oh man that was my soy sauce. SOMEONE STOLED MY OKICIM RIGHT FROM MY FRIGERATOR!! i'll pay twenty us dollars for a picture of me talking to loni. but only if i look good in it. |
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| must love bugs |
quote:
jedgar. wrote:
that guy apologized to me
and then that asshole fell asleep on the dog's couch! SERVES HIM RIGHT!!! |
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| rollerfink |
i've just decided to start calling my space "my soy sauce."
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| rollerfink |
also i'll pay $20 for any pics of loni talking to jedgar (as long as jedgar looks bad). |
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| must love bugs |
its so random the stuff the people at the party decided to destroy. they opened up all the leftover beers and put them in the shower, stole the soy sauce of all things, then dumped two cans of 7-up in the bathroom. i had fun at the party but there will never be another big party at the house as long as i live here. |
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| jedgar. |
unless mark-paul gossafaggot comes. that's what i say. you cocks. |
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| rollerfink |
yeah jedgar you totally should start a celebrity accident log.
crispin glover crashed into my car
mark paul pussier tumbled through my kitchen door
noah wylie knocked my socks off
that girl from alan strange broke my crystal ball
kieran culkin blew my fuse
christopher cross left balled up paper towels on my coffee table
etc
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| must love bugs |
lenny kravitz refused to accept one of his scripts. thats true too, i believe. |
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| rollerfink |
oh yeah i forgot about that one
and oops, crystal ball should be disco ball. |
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| must love bugs |
i thought it was crystal bernard |
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| rollerfink |
imagine if crystal bernard married bernard shaw! she'd be crystal shaw!!!!! |
