This is the thread where we all write letters to our favorite theme songster...Mr. Alan Thicke (i think that is pronounced thickay but i am still confriming).
10-18-06 04:45 PM
rollerfink
Dear Mr. Thicke:
My friend says you were Tony Danza on Who’s the Boss but I say no way. Who’s right? Please settle our bet; my autographed James Van Der Beek riding chaps are on the line! I can’t quit those chaps. I hang them from my ceiling fan every night and gaze at the dancing pant shadows as I drift off to sleep. Sometimes I pretend I’m Paula Abdul.
Anyway tell my friend what a dirty sanchez he is (he’s fat). There’s no way you could have been Tony Danza in Who’s the Boss because you’re a Canadian. Yuck!
Do you think Kirk Cameron ever mined Tracey’s Gold?
Sincerely,
Hopefully Not Chapless in Boise
10-18-06 04:47 PM
must love bugs
hey alan thicke,
your son looks like george lucas.
how come?
see????
[Edited by must love bugs]
10-18-06 05:04 PM
rollerfink
Dear Alan:
Who invented your jacket? That bit at the top is the best jacket top I have ever seen (it's great).
Best regards,
I want that jacket.
10-21-06 04:19 PM
jedgar.
SHIT THICK OR DIE should be SHIT THICKE OR DIE
10-25-06 06:54 PM
rollerfink
Dear Alan,
It's official! I got confirmation from the court today; my name is now legally Rick Thicke. I'm not actually related to you but for the last few months I've been telling people that I am your son. It gets me into clubs and helps with the ladies (oh boy!). It's really making my life awesome (actually really awesome) so I figured why not go ahead and make it all legal.
My old name was Harold Barnsworth and let me tell you that wasn't working out at all. I was 28 before I even kissed a girl (does kissing the hair on the back of a girl's head on the train count?)!
Anyway, I'm writing to ask a favor. Can you send me an autographed picture of your giant face that says "To my son, Rick Thicke. You are awesome, just like me! Love, Alan Thicke (your real dad)!"
I'm going to hang it on my bedroom wall and carry a copy in my jeans pocket for emergencies.
Sincerely,
Rick Thicke (Yes!) son of Alan
10-25-06 06:59 PM
must love bugs
where are you mailing these letters???
10-25-06 07:14 PM
rollerfink
in this thread
hopefully he will drop by to check them out
10-25-06 10:29 PM
must love bugs
start asking and answering your own questions
10-26-06 02:29 AM
rollerfink
nah, i bet i'd just tell myself to look it up in the wikipedia
10-26-06 07:18 PM
must love bugs
dear mr. thicke,
check this shit out
10-26-06 10:07 PM
jedgar.
10-26-06 10:44 PM
rollerfink
is that paul hogan in the bottom left?
10-26-06 11:28 PM
must love bugs
thats not paul hogan! thats meredith baxter birney's left tit!!!!
10-27-06 01:52 AM
rollerfink
get me joanna kerns' right tit and we'll have a set
10-29-06 07:04 AM
must love bugs
dear mr thicke
10-29-06 01:42 PM
jedgar.
HEY THAT'S MY KID SISTER!!
10-29-06 06:45 PM
must love bugs
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
10-29-06 08:51 PM
topo
footy?
10-29-06 09:11 PM
jedgar.
10-29-06 09:15 PM
jedgar.
holy shit could they sing that chorus a few more times maybe??
