• is ed o'neill really in the matrix????
  
  
• I bet that stripper had robotic but cheeks.
  
  
• HIS T-SHIRT SAYS MAINE! YOU THINK THAT GUY IS FROM MAINE OR SOMETHING??
  
  
• 
  
  
• Florida's okay but it's a bit too crappy.
  
  
• I'll Feed your Butthole an Asparagus.
  
  
• (gotta love those pre-cogs)
  
  
• HEY 2005, BE NICE TO JEDGAR WILL YA!!!
  
  
• mine has a pickle in the middle of the egg rolls.
  
  

quote:

---

Jim Dandy wrote:
WHO SAID WHAT? get it? Guess who said this things from the archives.

---

• is ed o'neill really in the matrix???? -- JEDGAR
  
  
• I bet that stripper had robotic but cheeks. -- JIFFY
  
  
• HIS T-SHIRT SAYS MAINE! YOU THINK THAT GUY IS FROM MAINE OR SOMETHING?? -- PAISLEY
  
  
• -- TOPO
  
  
• Florida's okay but it's a bit too crappy. -- ROLLERFINK
  
  
• I'll Feed your Butthole an Asparagus. -- JIFFY
  
  
• (gotta love those pre-cogs) -- ROLLERFINK
  
  
• HEY 2005, BE NICE TO JEDGAR WILL YA!!! -- TOPO
  
  
• mine has a pickle in the middle of the egg rolls. -- JIFFY
  
  

• is ed o'neill really in the matrix???? -- jedgar.
  
  
• I bet that stripper had robotic but cheeks. -- GradeGrubber
  
  
• HIS T-SHIRT SAYS MAINE! YOU THINK THAT GUY IS FROM MAINE OR SOMETHING?? -- sweet fajita brown
  
  
• --AssAttack!
  
  
• Florida's okay but it's a bit too crappy. -- rollerfink
  
  
• I'll Feed your Butthole an Asparagus. -- Dick Trickle
  
  
• (gotta love those pre-cogs) -- rollerfink
  
  
• HEY 2005, BE NICE TO JEDGAR WILL YA!!! -- rollerfink
  
  
• mine has a pickle in the middle of the egg rolls. -- little shabazz
  
  

• Pooter games will crumble your mind.
  
• 
  
• I love this borard lay out I really fdooo....
  
• uh oh. rollerfink is an arab
  
• first i'm going to ban you. then i'm going to make you suck me off and slurp up all my warm jizz.
  
• SMOKE COCK, NOT CIGARETTES!
  
• I'm not into that whole forced shitting thing.
  
• I was going to be "Weird Tits" but couldn't find a good avvy that wasn't terribly disgusting.
  
• saddam is the new gallo.
  
• crystal bernard was not in asshole junkies. the entire theme of the board has been ruined.
  

• Pooter games will crumble your mind. -- Jiffy!
  
• -- Jedgar!
  
• I love this borard lay out I really fdooo.... -- Topo!
  
• uh oh. rollerfink is an arab -- Jiffy!
  
• first i'm going to ban you. then i'm going to make you suck me off and slurp up all my warm jizz. -- Jedgar!
  
• SMOKE COCK, NOT CIGARETTES!MotherPig! --
  
• I'm not into that whole forced shitting thing. -- rollerfink!
  
• I was going to be "Weird Tits" but couldn't find a good avvy that wasn't terribly disgusting.rollerfink! --
  
• saddam is the new gallo. -- Topo!
  
• crystal bernard was not in asshole junkies. the entire theme of the board has been ruined. -- Jiffy!
  

quote:

---

maybe all the corduroy chafing started a crotch fire. thats what happens when you settle for 40 wale.

---

quote:

---

THE CORRECT ANSWERS:

• Pooter games will crumble your mind. -- rollerfink
  
• -- jiffy
  
• I love this borard lay out I really fdooo.... -- topo
  
• uh oh. rollerfink is an arab -- Jiffy
  
• first i'm going to ban you. then i'm going to make you suck me off and slurp up all my warm jizz. -- jedgar
  
• SMOKE COCK, NOT CIGARETTES! -- jedgar
  
• I'm not into that whole forced shitting thing. -- topo
  
• I was going to be "Weird Tits" but couldn't find a good avvy that wasn't terribly disgusting. -- rollerfink
  
• saddam is the new gallo. -- topo
  
• crystal bernard was not in asshole junkies. the entire theme of the board has been ruined. -- jedgar
  

And for a bonus question, which board regular once used 845 628 45?? as an alternate handle?

who else but topo would use jedgar's real life phone number as a handle?

---

• anyone want some $1 CHINESE FOOD? I can hook you up. and it's just $1.
  
• Is that a tampax hat?
  
• X Men was a great independent film. All the characters could be characters independently or even characters in a comic book. Pretty fantastic. They don't make independent films with stories like that anymore.
  
• i'm still reeling over julia roberts alleged blood disease. when she dies, we should steal her teeth and use them as bottle openers.
  
• I'll have to hold off on the actual "sending" part for now because I budget 6 months at a time and stamps are certainly no small change anymore. Probably better I suppose. Given that small change would weigh the letter down and then you'd be forced to add more small change because it went over the weight limit. And then more small change. God, the post office really knows how to screw the little guy.
  
• many of these photographs may have been doctored. goatees had not yet been invented in medieval times.
  
• yeah, the truth is...i missed you guys.
  
• IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER WE ONLY TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU BECAUSE WE CAN'T STAND YOU!
  
• 
  
• Hey, can I be an admin?
  
• How come that one queer has such wrinkly butt cheeks?
  

quote:

---

my guess:

• anyone want some $1 CHINESE FOOD? I can hook you up. and it's just $1. -- HAS TO BE JEDGUARDO
  
  
• Is that a tampax hat? -- ROLLERFINK????
  
  
• X Men was a great independent film. All the characters could be characters independently or even characters in a comic book. Pretty fantastic. They don't make independent films with stories like that anymore. -- SOUNDS LIKE SPIE MAKING FUN OF SHANE
  
  
• i'm still reeling over julia roberts alleged blood disease. when she dies, we should steal her teeth and use them as bottle openers. -- AHAHAHA!! I HOPE THIS WAS ME!!
  
  
• I'll have to hold off on the actual "sending" part for now because I budget 6 months at a time and stamps are certainly no small change anymore. Probably better I suppose. Given that small change would weigh the letter down and then you'd be forced to add more small change because it went over the weight limit. And then more small change. God, the post office really knows how to screw the little guy. -- SAFETY "DAN" CER
  
  
• many of these photographs may have been doctored. goatees had not yet been invented in medieval times. -- I REMEMBER SAYING THIS!!! IT WAS ME!
  
  
• yeah, the truth is...i missed you guys. -- JEEZ, I DUNNO. MORE SPIE??
  
  
• IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER WE ONLY TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU BECAUSE WE CAN'T STAND YOU! -- this is either me or jed talking to shane
  
  
• -- JED AGAIN
  
  
• Hey, can I be an admin? -- PAISLEY!!!!!!
  
  
• How come that one queer has such wrinkly butt cheeks? -- I CANT IMAGINE. SOUNDS LIKE JEDGAR, ALWAYS CALLING PEOPLE QUEERS.
  

---