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| jedgar. |
go upstairs and take a picture of my room and post it here. |
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| rollerfink |
howzabout if i take a picture of a ronald mcdonald as jesus sticker and post that here instead? |
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| jedgar. |
oh god. i got an email from anthony from work, it was a link to this kid john's myspace page. john's a co-worker, and he;s been selling us our ganj the last couple of weeks. remind me to post a link to his page, it's wigger central. 2 PHUNNY. |
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| rollerfink |
you probably shouldn't be reading personal e-mails at work. |
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| sexual cavities |
probably?
DEFINITELY!!! |
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| hitler knievel |
the attic should look very different after we de-slampigify it. slampig's not a bad guy, he's just too retarded to function in society. this weekend, i'm going to go up to his room and do some work on it. i'll post a before and after pic. slampig has like no pride whatsoever in his living space, so he won't care if i futz with his room. |
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| hitler knievel |
slampig thinks if he waits and complains hard enough, his room will fix itself. its not jed's fault that room upstairs is in disrepair, so i'm going to take it upon myself to spruce it up for jeddy. no worries, jaggabragga. i will soup it up. wait, do you spell soup, as in 'souped up car' the same as soup???
its not like the room is falling apart though. i will get it jedworthy this weekenendo. |
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| MotherPig |
That Jifferson sounds like a good boy. J.edgar, I think he may take better care of you than your parents have. |
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| hitler knievel |
the only thing jed's parents ever gave him was strawberry blond hair and a distrust of blacks. |
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| jedgar. |
you really don't need to get it all nice. well how not-nice is it?? i mean i'd hate to tell you not to bother fixing it up at all for little ol' me and then walk in only to discover it's filled with gravy.
so ok i'd appreciate it if you made it not be filled with gravy, but don't break a sweat or anything.
p.s. i wasn't kidding about the bees. |
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| hitler knievel |
i've seen no bees. its not bad up there, but it could be better. i'm not gonna put scented candles and doilies up there or anything. i'm just gonna thatch the ceiling and maybe put a heater up there. |
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| sexual cavities |
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing! |
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| hitler knievel |
hahaha. everybody look at me dignature. |
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| jedgar. |
is there a fucking closet up there or wha? |
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| hitler knievel |
ummm. there is kind of a closet. there is a little area with a rack for hanging close. its an al fresca closet.
HOW YA DOIN'? AL'S THE NAME. AL FRESCA. GOT ANY SODA?
hahahahahaha |
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| jedgar. |
aw that's lame. what a shame. fame. |
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| hitler knievel |
we can get you one of those geisha screens and you can get nude behind it. thats just as good, right?
when son lived up there, he made a closet. he like took 1/5 of the room and hid it behind a curtain and that was his closet. then pat moved in and took the curtain down. |
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| jedgar. |
do i need to supply the rack? |
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| hitler knievel |
i think its like attached to the wall.
all you need to supply is that pretty nutsac of yours. |
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| jedgar. |
could you get any gayer? |
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| hitler knievel |
i hope so!
*gulp* |
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| jedgar. |
Oscar-nominee Joaquin Phoenix was rescued from his car wreck last week by German cult director Werner Herzog. The 31-year-old Walk The Line star overturned his car on a canyon road above Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood after his brakes failed and he collided with another vehicle. Phoenix was saved because he was wearing his seat-belt, but has revealed he was helped from the wreckage by the 63-year-old, who has a home nearby. The actor says, "I remember this knocking on the passenger window. There was this German voice saying, 'Just relax.' There's the airbag, I can't see and I'm saying, 'I'm fine. I am relaxed. Finally, I rolled down the window and this head pops inside. And he said, 'No, you're not.' And suddenly I said to myself, 'That's Werner Herzog' There's something so calming and beautiful about Werner Herzog's voice. I felt completely fine and safe. I climbed out. I got out of the car and I said, 'Thank you,' and he was gone." |
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| hitler knievel |
thats an awesome story. was it really last night that the accident occured???????? i wasn't in hollywood yesterday. if i had been, it could have been ME that was rescued by herzog.
truthfully, i'd rather be rescued by volker schloendorf. |
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| hitler knievel |
oh, last WEEK. thats old news then. WHO CARES?
QUIT BORING ME!
QUIT BORING EVERYBODY, JEDGAR!
YOU'RE BEING BORING!
oh, by the way. guess what movie i watched last night and really liked?
it was MILLIONS. i really enjoyed it. did you see that one, jeddy? |
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| jedgar. |
yeah i watched that a few weeks ago and dug it. i just watched that enron movie, which is really good. i never really understood the whole enron scandal very well, but now i get it. THOSE GUYS WERE BAD BAD GUYS!! |
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| hitler knievel |
aw, i wanna see that! those enron guys were awesome! they really stuck it to poor people.
i hate poor people! why do poor people like being poor so much? is it just to give them something to bitch about??? |
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| jedgar. |
BLAAAAAGGGGGH. you scumbags don't have saranac out there? |
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| hitler knievel |
i don't know. what is it? |
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| jedgar. |
it's the shit, son. |
VICTOR IS MINE