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Topic: OMIGOSH ROLLERBUDDY I'M SO GREAT! Return to archive Page: 1 2
03-23-04 09:06 PM
jedgar HA HA no it hasn't quite started yet.

BUT I BET IT ROXXX!
03-23-04 09:08 PM
jedgar !!!
03-23-04 09:31 PM
jedgar it's really good so far. their last three pictures are totally jerk-worthy. i'm gonna make "there oughta be pistachio ice cream without the pistachios" my "see you next wednesday" then i'm gonna write a script specifically about the benefits of having access to pistachio ice cream without the pistachios. (the benefits are: smoothness of texture, other things)

p.s. remember john landis?
03-23-04 09:36 PM
jedgar CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAP'N, CAP'N??
03-23-04 09:40 PM
jedgar OH MAN IT'S ALL GOIN' DOWN NOW, BRO!

P.S. HOT MODELS ARE HOT. I MEAN LIKE THE HOT ONES. LIKE THE ONES AT THIS PLACE ON THE SHOW. I JUST WANT TO RUN IN THERE SHOWING ALL THE GIRLS THE "MY DICK IN YOUR SQUASH, EH LADY" SIGN.
03-23-04 09:41 PM
jedgar HA HA FUNNY COMMERCIAL WITH DOG!
03-23-04 11:27 PM
rollerfink I appreciate the detailed log of tonight's episode THAT I MAY NEVER EVER SEE!!!

P.S> I would totally buy pistachio ice cream without the pistachios. The stupid crunchies ruin it.
03-24-04 02:04 AM
hitler knievel its on again friday.

you could almost see mercedes' titties for a second.
03-24-04 09:01 AM
rollerfink THANK GOD!!!
03-24-04 09:36 AM
jedgar ***SPOILER ALERT!***

RUPERT WON!
03-24-04 11:01 AM
rollerfink CLAY WAS ROBBED!~!!!!!~~!~!!
03-24-04 12:00 PM
little shabazz i think jedgar's avatar just hassled me for a quarter outside.

except you know its not true because homeless people don't ask for quarters anymore. they go "hey man, give me fitteen dollars." i usually go "you give ME fitteen dollars first." but the other day i said that to this gigantic black homeless lady with YELLOW whites of her eyes and she threw a bottle cap at me.
03-24-04 12:27 PM
rollerfink I don't believe in homeless people.
03-24-04 12:51 PM
little shabazz i don't understand homeless people. why can't they just go take a shower at the y or go to a soup kitchen for food? theres this homeless guy outside of the macdonalds by my office and he goes "hey, somebody gimme five dollars for a couple of big macs." i don't get it. he goes "i ain't ett nuffin in sixteen years. gimme five dollars."

one really funny homeless lady with a BLACK nose (and this is a white lady) takes off all her clothes and lays on the asphault in front of this big fancy law firm on the block. she shrieks "i'm a veteran! i'm a veteran!" and the security guard comes out and kicks her in the ribs and goes "thanks for your service to the country, asshole."
03-24-04 01:15 PM
rollerfink The thing is most of them are mental (for real). The govt has closed down tons of mental hospitals and told some seriously mental people that they should get out-patient treatment. But if they go off their meds they never go to the out-patient clinics and end up lying naked in front of a law firm or appearing on NBC's "The Apprentice."

That's why logical ideas like hey just go to the soup kitchen or hey you should take a swim in the beach or hey you should stop quoting karuack all the time just don't seem to work. Their brains are all mussed up!
03-24-04 01:31 PM
little shabazz on the block where i live there's this homeless C.H.U.D. that we call superbum who is covered in his own shit and he's big and fat and has shitlocks in his beard and wears like thirty big winter jackets all smeared with his own shit and he stinks up the ENTIRE block even when he's underground you can smell him. and sometimes we'll see him staring into rear view mirrors softly talking to himself.

but anyway, for superbum's birthday we're going to knock him out cold with some chloroform and throw him in the back of a van and take him to beverly hills for a make over and a day at a spa. then we're going to cornhole him.
03-24-04 03:28 PM
paisley This thread is very insensitive.
03-24-04 03:39 PM
little shabazz
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jedgar wrote:
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those are very empathetic stones, paiz.
03-24-04 04:02 PM
paisley Those stones make me feel like I'll always have a home as long as there's the Internet.
03-24-04 04:04 PM
little shabazz yep. those stones would make a great place to live if you were really tiny and the stones were hollow and comfortable.
03-24-04 05:35 PM
rollerfink But imagine what would happen if you ate them. And yes, I'm talking about when they come out the other end.
03-24-04 05:38 PM
little shabazz the other end of what?

hey rollerfink, have you seen those commercials where they say what can brown do for you?
03-24-04 05:59 PM
rollerfink yeah, those are pretty good

it could stain my undies. not sure what else brown could do for me
03-24-04 06:00 PM
little shabazz Be Sure and Get Brown All Over Your Important Parcels and Documents!
03-24-04 06:05 PM
rollerfink You should be in advertising!

I never let brown touch my package.
03-24-04 06:15 PM
little shabazz If You're Serious About Shipping, Smear A Little Brown On Your Chin to Let Everybody Know How Committed You Are
03-24-04 10:59 PM
rollerfink We need a good slogan for our wacky board colors.
03-25-04 11:58 AM
little shabazz what about a bouquet of melodies full of masti, mithaas, and mohabbat?
03-25-04 12:14 PM
rollerfink Perfect. Now i"m off to dance the night away with the heartbeats.
03-25-04 12:19 PM
little shabazz check out the freddy mercury looking motherfucker on the right. he's thinking "can anybody find me somebody to love?"
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big head todd and the monsters, anyone?