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In celebration of the DVD release of Danny DeVito's latest hit comedy Duplex, I'd like to invite everyone who reads this to come on over and party it up Duplex-style. Nuts will served, and soda. Party (and Duplex) starts promptly at 8. Don't be late!
p.s. DUPLEX!  |
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| little shabazz |
we should all dress up as our favorite characters.
I'M GONNA GO AS THE MAILMAN WHO CAN'T STOP SLIPPING ON THE SLIPPERY FLOOR! oh god that scene was great. he was like "what the? how am i s'posed to deliver these parcels now?!" |
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i'll go as the none-to-bright plumber 'cause the best scene is when the plumber keeps trying to fix the toilet when it's all stuck up with shit and instead of flushing the shit-water goes all over the floo- oh wait that was jefferson. ahahaha |
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| rollerfink |
I'm gonna go as the old lady who says shit. |
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| little shabazz |
they shit shit in that movie? now i gotta see it. shit is one of the three best swears! |
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| jedgar |
http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com |
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| rollerfink |
Oh god, that's why god invented the world wide internet.
I have plenty of time to be your imaginary girlfriend.
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| jedgar |
i totally want to be one. for real. i wouldn't be able to leave messages on dudes answering machines, but i could write dudes emails and letters and just be all i think you're so hot, dude. easy money if you ask me. |
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| rollerfink |
Their price is only $45 for 2 months though. And you gotta think the web site gets a third of that. Why would anyone bother. You can get $45 for one blow job. |
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| jedgar |
thanks for crushing my dream, rollerslobbo |
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| rollerfink |
I'm not trying to crush your dreams -- I just hate it when other people achieve things or succeed in any way. |
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| little shabazz |
whats better? internet girlfriends or nascar dads? |
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| rollerfink |
or dirty sluts? |
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| jedgar |
aw who clobber'd the cute kid |
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| rollerfink |
And why is he making the devil sign?
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| jedgar |
because he lives in hell |
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| jedgar |
oh man did anyone catch that show last night about colorado city, arizona? that place is fucked up.
ROAD TRIP! |
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| jedgar |
those dudes pork little kids and give their pussies baby seeds to grow. |
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| little shabazz |
when those dudes talk about the gran canyon their talking about their 13 year old's cunt. |
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| rollerfink |
Yuck! |
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| little shabazz |
bullshit. you never wish your wife was 35 years younger?? |
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| jedgar |
aaahahaha guess what song they use in the jersey girl commercial. GUESS, QUEER! |
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| rollerfink |
Modest Mouse? |
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| jedgar |
other end of the spectrum, pigtail polly. |
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| hitler knievel |
fab 5 freddy |
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| jedgar |
oh ok i'll just tell you but you should've guessed because the way i see it your first guess should've been I FEEL GOOD and then your second guess should've been WALKIN ON SUNSHINE. and you would've been right. and they don't even use it in any sort of ironic way or what have you. i bet even that hack kevin smith is rolling his eyes at that one. |
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| hitler knievel |
seems appropriate to me.
NEXT TOPIC OF CONVRSATION: it ain't easy being hefty.
my cell phone has been broke all week and they finally got me a new one today. ups has been trying to deliver it at 9am for days but i've been at work. and i paid $30 for at&t to next day deliver it on monday. so i figure i'll have to go to ups to pick it up. i call to find where the ups place is and they say ITS ALREADY BEEN DELIVERED! RAUL SIGNED FOR IT! so i go shithouse and say there is no raul in the building. they say they gave my package to a guy in the parking garage and he said he'd put it in the manager's office BUT THERE IS NO MANAGER'S OFFICE! and they keep transferring me and finally this guy says there is nothing they can do but investigate it next wednesday. at this point i'm all yelling and starting to cry so topo takes the phone and yells at them for me. in the end topo got me my package from ronald, who i guess also calls himself raul.
but the kicker is i check my messages and theres one from tuesday from a girl i've been looking forward to going on a date with tonight. she said she got a new boyfriend and doesn't want to hear from me again. |
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| jedgar |
quote:
hitler knievel wrote:
i check my messages and theres one from tuesday
tuesday weld? SHE'S FOXY DUDE! |
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| hitler knievel |
what about diane wiest? |
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| jedgar |
did you really have a date though? dates are great! |
