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| rollerfink |
Hey jedgar here is your official play list...
1. Falling Man by Blonde Redhead (you know)
2. Beautiful Thing by Blackalicious (this song is so hot shit admit it)
3. Romulus by Sufjan Stevens (there it is)
4. Poison Flowers by Mono Puff (best song ever)
5. Cigarettes Will Kill You by Ben Lee (okay this one can sometimes seem pretty lame but i love the line at the end "i wish everyone was wrong")
6. Women in Uniform by Skyhooks (classic aussie rock)
7. Cars & Shoes by the Coup (finna paint it money green come on)
8. Economic Decline by Rocket Science (aussie band -- this album came out a few years ago and was so far ahead of it's time i was like whoah)
9. Love Sick by Gangstarr (I just like his voice)
10. Pee Shy by Me (***see explanation below)
11. UKNOWHOWWEDO by Bahamadia (if you don't like this one then i guess you really don't like rap)
12. Detroit, Lift Up Your Weary Head by Sufjan Stevens (folky goodness)
13. Like a Woman by Hunters and Collectors (you gotta love a song where a guy sings you don't make me feel like a woman anymore)
14. Fuck It (Dirty) by Eamon (it's funny)
15. Memory Lane by Elliot Smith (i didn't ven know who he was until he blew himself up and now i like him)
16. Every Fucking City by Paul Kelley (I wish this one didn't have the crowd noise in it. i hate hearing those cunts laugh like assholes)
17. Death Defying by Hoodoo Gurus (i shoulda just put 20 hoodoo gurus songs on here)
18. The Devil Went Down to Newport (Totally Rocking) by Mono Puff (it's funny)
19. Through My Fingers by Pegboy (just a band)
20. The Drive-Thru by Ugly Duckling (it;s funny)
21. Lucini by Camp Lo (oh wait, no this is the best song ecer)
*** Pee Shy Explanation = hahaha ahahah so my friend at work was taking a dump and he said he heard someone come in and walk over to the urinal and then he didn't hear anything for a few minutes and then he heard some dude singing "somebody's pee shy" and then the dude left and we never figured out who it was.
So that night i mixed my little 3-second pee shy song on my PC and then the next day i took it into work and secretly loaded it on my buddy's computer and set it up so that everytime he got an e-mail it would set the song into action. And I turned his speakers way up.
aahaha hah ah j;ahah ahjahahjajha it was the best thing ever when he heard that. and then we went and put it on this other guy's computer and set it up so that whenever he closed a program it would play the song. ahahah ahaha he was so embarassed when it went off because there were all these chicks standing there and he kept trying to close things down to make it stop and it kept playing over and over.
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rolo will you be my grandfather?
i swear you're the fucking tits! |
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| dracula ice cream |
yeah, what the fuck????
jedgar gets a mix tape but topo and roeperson don't get shit? fuck you, roloby. you've crushed my spirit. |
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| rollerfink |
can i draw vaginas (and boobs)? |
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| rollerfink |
i thought you guys hated mix tapes |
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| dracula ice cream |
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
IF TOPO SAW A BOOB ON THE PACKAGE HE WOULD SPANK ME ON THE BOTTOM SO HARD!!! |
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| rollerfink |
would you let him rape you in the vadge? |
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| dracula ice cream |
i just invented a new rhyme.
it goes:
what kinda vagina?
you likee? |
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| le bete |
I rape the back of jiffy's knees every chance I get!
did you guys here that news story about the woman who had a guy drag her all over her house by her hair and then fuck her so many times she lost count and at one point she asks him if she's going to live through this and he says we'll see?
it was her fucking husband! and this dipshit on the radio was saying that because they were married it wasn't rape.
jiffy you wanna get married this weekend? |
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| dracula ice cream |
i would get married this weekend if the girl was either very good looking or very rich.
thats fucked up. that ought to be in fred barnes.
bad fred turns back and asks sue "am i going to live through this?"
and she says "we'll see."
apparently, husbands raping their wives isn't as uncommon as you might think. i've heard about that happening before. |
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| rollerfink |
i force my dog to shower with me from time to time. oh wait is this the secrets thread/ |
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| dracula ice cream |
rolo's name when he showers with his dog is Claude Balls. |
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| jedgar. |
oh, that was sufjan stevens?? hot tune!
i have an old iron maiden record with women in uniform on it. so who's cooler, me or you? |
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| butthole |
JIFFY YOU FUCK I MEANT TO ME!!! |
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| Rapin Topo |
so who did i think was the (international) noise conspiracy? gangstarr?? it sounded like them i swear. i like eliot smith ever since good will hunting but i never bought any of his stuff. |
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| jedgar. |
oops i mean
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jedgar. wrote:
so who did i think was the (international) noise conspiracy? gangstarr?? it sounded like them i swear. i like eliot smith ever since good will hunting but i never bought any of his stuff.
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| dracula ice cream |
AHAHAHA! IT WAS JEDGAR!
jedgar, you made this old holocaust survivor laugh very heartily. |
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| rollerfink |
oh shit i totally forgot iron maiden did a cover of women in uniform. i guess i'm still cooler though because i'm australian. i woulda put a differnet skyhooks song on there if i remembered that. |
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| rollerfink |
quote:
Rapin Topo wrote:
so who did i think was the (international) noise conspiracy? gangstarr?? it sounded like them i swear. i like eliot smith ever since good will hunting but i never bought any of his stuff.
That was rocket science. |
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| Rapin Topo |
I ROCK THE BLACKALICIOUS AS I RAPE YOU OH SO VICIOUS |
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| rolobys peehole |
jedgar has never been funnier. |
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| jedgar. |
that's nothing. last night i got so baked, baked like a baked lays potato chip, and came inside and listened to the same glen campbell song twelve times in a row. the funny part is that it wasn't rhinestone cowboy or gentle on my mind. |
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| rollerfink |
did you ever see Dig about the dandy warhols and the brian jonestown massacre. Pretty good. the best when when the jonestown guy would rip on the dandies.
also i watched hoop dreams again. fucking hell. |
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| jedgar. |
oh is that on the dvd? i heard about it.
hey you know what's good is demme's manchurian candidate. |
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| rollerfink |
I watched it on sundance (the channel).
I thought manchurian candidate was okay but not really superfab. I had high expectations I guess. It was certainly no Hitch.
I wrote two more short shorts. I think if I can get up to like 3 or 4 hundred of them then maybe I could try and publish it. Or else I'll just create a web page and put them all up for free. |
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| jedgar. |
i found the mancheesian candydate to be quite exciting! it was like the big hollywood thriller i deserve to see, on account of i'm great. and denzel is fucking good. |
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| jedgar. |
hey here's a question that's been bugging me for quite a while. it may be the dumbest question i've ever asked, but i truly do not know the answer. you know how there's a guy that reviews movies and his name is larry king? is that THE larry king, or some other larry king? he's on the back of the manchurian candidate box, calling it a "slam-bang" thriller. what a douche, he's one of those blurb reviewers that just wants to get his name on as many dvd boxes as possible. but seriously, is it the same guy? |
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| rolobys peehole |
yeah, thats the same guy. he used to do a column in usa today called news and reviews. i think not any more though.
he's such an idiot. i remember when i worked at the video store we always used to laugh about how the front of the tape for MEET JOE BLACK says "The best film ever made." -- Larry King |
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| jedgar. |
oh man, what a relief getting that question answered. it's been haunting me for so many years.
p.s. meet joe black is the best movie ever made.
for me to poop on.
p.s. good news: lost highway on dvd in march
bad news: IT'S THE FUCKING BULLSHIT CANADIAN PAN 'N SCAN ONE. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!! THE GUY THAT RUNS LYNCHNET,COM SAYS THE HOLDUP HAS TO DO WITH THE ROBERT BLAKE TRIAL, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. SO DON'T RENT THIS ONE, IT'S BULLSHIT. |
