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| topo |
guess how much money these people are paying me a week, regardless of how much I work.
go on, guess.
before taxes. |
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| topo |
the flipside to this is it's almost 4am and I've probably got another hours worth of shit to do.
but for a million dollars a week it's worth it. woops! I gave jed the answer before he guessed. oh well.
go screw, I'm getting back to work. |
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| rollerfink |
a million a week isn't bad. i make about twice that though and i don't work fridays. |
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| jedgar. |
whatevs. revenge is a dish best served cold. |
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| considerate |
Is it? Is it really?
I like my shit hot, like chocolate.
yeah I guess it's tacky to talk about making money. I have learned from my perverted ways.
from now on I'll stick to mocking jedgar's sexual ambitions and maybe his shoes. Let's just say I now make enough to be able to fly into detroit on a friday rent a car and be camping out in a tent in your backyard by saturday night.
Be sure to tell your mum that I camp in the nude. And I prefer my chocolate hot and my revenge even hotter. She'll know what I'm talking about. |
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| jedgar. |
do whatever you want. then suck it. |
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| considerate |
you got it. |
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| jedgar. |
yeah, and you want it. |
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| El Topo |
I'll give ya twenty bucks for it. |
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| considerate |
holy shit
avie avie avie |
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| jedgar. |
yeah that's great. so ebert and mr. roper reviewed the new world and loved it ooooh i can't wait to see it. |
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| hitler knievel |
i think topo makes more than i do. its not very fair, but when you consider that topo will be fired in a few weeks for not recieving his minimum quota of seven blowjobs per week, it all evens out. |
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| rollerfink |
we should all pool our money and divide it evenly. |
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| hitler knievel |
i like this idea best of all. i don't think i'm going to go back to my old job. i got a call at the crack of noon this morning that woke me up. it was my secretary saying everything is going haywire can i come in today. i'm like, "sure. let me just put on my shoes and jump out of bed. if i leave now, i should be there in three days, you silly bitch. i'm on the east coast."
maybe slampig can hook me up with topo's old job. he should be quitting any minute now. |
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| considerate |
on the upside I'll soon be able to finally pay you the money I owe you.
no blowjobs yet though. yet.
and I don't know that I'm making more than you, I just know I could pay jed his salary and still pay my rent while having enough money left over to buy fudge.
I make what pat makes. for now. he's dangerously close to making 2500 a week! which is way more than what we make now. |
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| jedgar. |
quote:
considerate wrote:
2500 a week!
DOLLARS??!
fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. FUCK. godFUCK. WHAT!!
RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. EVERYTHING. ALL THE TIME. |
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| hitler knievel |
there are a lot of homeless who would kill for jed's eight dollars a week. |
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| jedgar. |
choke, die, rot in hades. |
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| hitler knievel |
you know chili's would have to pay more than the salvation army. |
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| jedgar. |
just go fuck yourself. did you watch mysterious skin yet? you fucking asshole? or divine intervention? scumbag!!!! keep your yap shut until you do. then keep keeping your yap shut. |
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| rollerfink |
the good news is that my boss said that they are getting me a new computer and she's negotiating a raise for me in the 2006 budget. I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR A RAISE STOP THROWING MONEY AT ME ALREADY!?!?! |
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| jedgar. |
ugh.
i need new friends |
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| rollerfink |
it's better to have super rich friends like me and topo because then you get better gifts in the secret santa. |
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| hitler knievel |
jed needs to make friends with some guys in africa. they're the only ones who make less money than him.
why not move to a big city and get a better paying job? you could work at a dunkin donuts in wilmington, delware. |
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| considerate |
okay wait is my avie a fucking rerun or something? or am I just trippin?
do I be tripping? |
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| rollerfink |
ar rggr g a i just realized who it is in your avvie. i don't think it's a re-reun. stop tripping it's a winner. |
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| jedgar. |
it's too fucked up to be a good avie. avie rule #1 is it can't be all fucked up. name any store at the palisades mall and i'll tell you what floor it's on. how would i know? BECAUSE I JUST SPENT THREE HOURS WALKING AROUND THE PALISADES MALL. the best part was i went into barnes & noble and went to a listening station in the cd room and put the headphones on and listened to me sing to myself into my own head. and that burrito was pretty good. |
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| rollerfink |
club monaco? |
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| jedgar. |
is that a store? they don't have one of those. is that a joke? why can't you just name a real store, like pottery barn? you know what the worst store is? and this is based solely on walking past it, HOLLISTER. one of those queerbo clothing stores for queerbo wannabe hipster dickfaces. it's all dark with really bad music playing really loud. it's worse than abercrombie and futch. if i had to spend one minute in either of those stores, oh god. |
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| hitler knievel |
topo's seagall avvy is very good. i don't know what jed is on about. jed's avvies are usually quite grainy themselves. |
