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12-09-05 10:06 AM
FishHeadUgly abbe does my new rabbi work ????

12-09-05 10:07 AM
FishHeadUgly abbe p.s. i am moving to hawaii FUCK EVERYBODY
12-09-05 12:18 PM
jedgar. yeah it's working pretty much the same as it's worked for topo since he started using it like a month ago. good one.
12-09-05 12:38 PM
hitler knievel hahaha. jed is sassy as all get out.

i can see abbe in hawaii. you aren't allowed to wear shoes in hawaii though, so i can't come visit you. my feet stink.
12-09-05 12:43 PM
jedgar. if you can't go visit abbe in hawaii, how can you see abbe in hawaii.
12-09-05 12:48 PM
hitler knievel i meant i could see it happening. like i can see jed denying the holocaust.

i can see rollerfink denying that he ate all the x-mas fudge his wife's mother sent them for the holidays.
12-09-05 12:53 PM
jedgar. yeah i know, i already got it. I AM A JOKESTER, DAWG
12-09-05 12:53 PM
rollerfink i'm not really a big fudge fan but i tell ya if i had a bucket load of x-mas fudge right now i'd dip my head in and eat it all up. i've got a hankering for some chocolatty.

abbe when are you moving to hawaii and where and why. i still might be moving there too but it's not definite. we'll be visiting in january i believe and then we should know.

let's all move to hawaii and jiffy i think you are allowed to wear moccasins.
12-09-05 12:54 PM
hitler knievel did you get the x-mas fudge i sent?
12-09-05 01:02 PM
rollerfink no. what flavor is it? does fudge come in flavors? i think i just invented flavored fudge. first up will be banana fudge.
12-09-05 01:04 PM
hitler knievel i just got a psychic vision form magicalcat. rolo will die of fudge poisoning before the new year!!
12-09-05 01:14 PM
jedgar. flavored fudge is taff- woops there goes the plow up my street. that means i've got to go to work. haha soon as i cook and eat two hot dogs, bitch.
12-09-05 01:17 PM
hitler knievel can you bring me home some stained t shirts? thanks.
12-10-05 03:25 PM
hitler knievel i never got those t shirts, asshole.
12-10-05 04:36 PM
rollerfink that gives me an idea. i'm going to start using t-shirt as an insult. like fred durst is such a t-shirt. i think this one might actually catch on.
12-10-05 10:28 PM
jedgar. i like that, i made yellow. is that a thing? i made yellow, i made brown? is that already a thing.
12-10-05 11:20 PM
hitler knievel making brown and yellow is a slampigism. i don't know if its officially a thing, but slampig always says he's gonna go leave some yellow. or sometimes he'll fart and say there was some brown behind that one. he's a classy guy. he tried to fist a girl one time but she wouldn't let him.
12-11-05 09:03 AM
jedgar. well i'm not into all that, i just like i made yellow i made brown.
12-11-05 09:39 AM
rollerfink i made yello
i made brown
one makes me smile
the other makes me frown
12-11-05 10:47 AM
FishHeadUgly abbe don't exactly know when or where. i think maybe i will visit soon too and decide fer shur. or maybe i will go and just never come back. i hear that happens on occasion.

i only visited once when i was 12. and that was in the crazy touristy part, which was eh. all the rest of it looks really nice on teevee.
12-11-05 10:49 AM
FishHeadUgly abbe the only setback might be that people will automatically assume i am a "native" or some shit. and then they might try to ask me stupid questions or directions or try to be cute saying "aloha" and "mahalo" to me all the time and then i would have to smack them upside their stupid ugly heads.
12-11-05 11:05 AM
rollerfink i've only been once too -- when i was 16 i came to america with my friend and his family and we stayed in hawaii for a couple of weeks. mainly in kawai which is really hi-fi.

we stayed a couple of days in honolulululu where all the action happened:

1. two japanese girls asked if they could take a picture with us , i think because they thought we were typical american boys. not!

2. a guy came up to us on the beach and said that he had two hot french girls up in his hotel room and they were begging for sex but he was worn out and would we like to come up and give it to them. in the interests of not getting murdered, raped, and robbed, we polightly declined.

12-11-05 04:30 PM
El Dopo ahahahaa I think rolo might be jed's real dad!


abbe if you move to hawaii um you wanna maybe ditch your dude and let me clean your bathroom(private parts) for the rest of eternity?


12-11-05 06:47 PM
hitler knievel how come there's an extra i in hawaii.

THERE IS NO I IN ROLLERFINK!!!
12-11-05 09:16 PM
jedgar. fuck hawaii.

aagh, nah. i admit i'd love to see it. but CRAM IT UP YOUR STINK PIPE!!!!

nice chubs avatar. what was his name? tubs? chunk? was he chunk? what was lyle alzado or whatever.
12-11-05 11:40 PM
hitler knievel i think his name was chad.
12-12-05 08:35 AM
rollerfink chet