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| Fred Barnes |
IT AIN'T 12 DEGREES IN HERE!!!!
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| hitler knievel |
i bet i'd get pregnant if i went for a swim in that pool. |
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| jedgar. |
how come every time someone starts a thread with my name in it it's very insulting. the alcohol in the beer seems to be mixing quite nicely with the pill, probably because you're not supposed to mix alcohol with pills. but it's just like i want to lay in a park and enjoy a nice day, which i can't do. i still have no desire to write. so it's just a big waste. |
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| hitler knievel |
whats so insulting about 100 fat guy guys sucking each other off in a pool? |
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| jedgar. |
i guess you're right. i like that one guy, the fat guy that's going bald. |
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| jedgar. |
quote:
hitler knievel wrote:
100 fat guy guys
YOU SUCK!! |
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| hitler knievel |
OPPS!
i mean guys in jeans. |
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| jedgar. |
yeah what's with that one guy in jean cutoffs. he must be the designated driver. |
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| hitler knievel |
i bet that party smells like hair and carrots. |
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| jedgar. |
i bet it smells like chlorine and faggotry. |
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| rollerfink |
i don';t really have anything to add so i'm just gonna take a closer look at topo's avvy.
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| jedgar. |
yeah, i don't know. someday i'll try to watch putney swope again. i know, jefferson will be like what are you a crabby faggot? putney swope is dope! i tried watching it back in like 1981, when i was 23. i'd probably get it more now than i did then. it took me like three tries to really enjoy dr. strangelove too. you might say what a dick, jedgar didn't get dr. strangelove the first two times he watched it, but i'd counter with oh yeah? well the way i see it i'm awesome for knowing i should like dr. strangelove and sitting through it three times before finally appreciating it. so in the end, you're the asshole. |
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| hitler knievel |
forget about putney swope. i wanna see the gong show movie again. |
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| jedgar. |
i never saw that. that fucking let's make a deal movie has a "very long wait" at nutflax. |
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| hitler knievel |
i'm almost positive i watched at least part of the gong show movie with you. |
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| jedgar. |
nah, you must be drunk. unless you mean confessions of a dangerous mind, but i know you don't. maybe it's me. maybe i'm drunk. remember when i said i wasn't gonna waste my day on the board? well whatever. the way i see it, i'll be back on track tomorrow so what's a few days off>? i still write more awesome shit than most people, so they can blow me. they can take num,bers like at the deli counter. |
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| rollerfink |
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| hitler knievel |
exactly when did billy crystal trade faces with a mud skipper?
i wish i could remember some of chuck barris' little jokes from the gong show movie so you could remember watching it. you probably went to your room halfway through. the gong show got cancelled and chuck barris went to the desert to search for the meaning of life and the fbi was following him? or something like that. aw nuts.
i'll just find UP THE ACADEMY instead.
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| jedgar. |
haw/ when you say aw nuts i picvture amy poehler saying aw nuts in that skit where she says aw nuts. do it again!! maybe i saw some of the gong show movie, i don't remember. i think i did. it's all coming back to me now. ryan cabrera is the new chuck barris anyway, that's how bad things are getting. we should all move to a foreign country like alaska and just keep getting stoned and fucking some local sluts. even if it's just for a year or three, and rollerjew;s wife's all right with it. |
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| Fred Barnes |
I'm alright with it.
I think texas is starting to get to me...and I'm only half way through my time here.
I think we should all move to perth. |
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| hitler knievel |
hey gropo, when do you get back in town? will there be an overlap between when i leave and you arrive? i'm not sure slampig can be trusted to feed the dogs. |
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| jedgar. |
doesn't your sister live there. |
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| Fred Barnes |
i get back on the 18th. when do you leave? |
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| jedgar. |
tonight's comedians of comedy is good. patton oswalt says he's gonna fill up my hoo-ha with goof juice. |
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| hitler knievel |
i leave on the 16th with my sister. |
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| rollerfink |
quote:
jedgar. wrote:
tonight's comedians of comedy is good. patton oswalt says he's gonna fill up my hoo-ha with goof juice.
i watched some doco tonight that i guess is what you're talking about. or is it a series? anyway that one guy was kind of funny. comedians are funny. |
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| jedgar. |
what one guy? they're all funny. just like your pants. |
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| rollerfink |
yeah i guess by that one guy i meant the zack guy but the other guy is funny too and so is that other guy. but the lady was kind of annoying at times but it was funny when she did her story phone. |
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| jedgar. |
what's a story phone. |
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| rollerfink |
ah maybe it was called something else she was saying all this crazy stuff into the phone and the camera guy followed her and she was all like oh my god i was just doing my story phone where i call in a funny story and other people call and listen to it. it was something funny. story phone. maybe it was something else. |
