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| rollerfink |
but seriously did you ever eat a coconut cream oie? i thought they were just made up for tv? |
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| jedgar. |
oie! |
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| Fred Barnes |
marry me rolo and my secrets are yours!!!!
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| rollerfink |
I'm married!
Also, are your "secrets" really just a steady flow of sticky juice? |
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| topo |
yes AND no.
my secrets are really just an onld tin of succrets.
sorry. |
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| hitler knievel |
speaking of fascinating things:
Two animal handlers who say they were fired for refusing to expose their breasts to a 300-pound gorilla with a "nipple fetish" have settled their lawsuit against the Gorilla Foundation on undisclosed terms.
THE GORILLA FOUNDATION!!!! i say we all quit our jobs and work for the gorilla foundation. except for topo, he's not employable. the rest of us will be professional gorilla handlers. jed can give the gorillas their shots and vitamins, rolo can teach them sign language, and i'll be in charge of disciplining the gorillas when they misbehave!
and topo can stop by once a day to show the gorillas his tits. (he'll be a part-time freelance contractor) |
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| rollerfink |
i ate a burger for lunch and now my whole face smells like meat. |
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| hitler knievel |
what the fuck does that have to do with gorillas? jesus christ, rollerfink. way to change the subject.
your whole face always smelled like meat, asshole. WHAT DO YOU THINK ITS MADE OF??? |
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| rollerfink |
cheeks? |
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| Fred Barnes |
cheeps?
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| hitler knievel |
i do believe that is an avvy rerun, fred barnes. |
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| rollerfink |
hahahah yeah that was one of my avvies. give it back!?!?! i haven't had a decent avvy in a while. |
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| rollerfink |
oh wait in the one i had i don't think the guy said anything. it's a remix. |
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| rollerfink |
is this the thread where we re-run avvies?
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| Fred Barnes |
my new avie is only because somewhere in the archives jiffy chewed me out cause he didn't think there was such think as grape jello.
i feel soooooooooooooooo vindicated.
I also strangely feel a bit like jedgar.
I will now go jerk off to my poster of the most interesting man of 2005.
SILENT BIRTH YA'LL!!!!
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| rollerfink |
haha nice siggy |
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| jedgar. |
i think i officially prefer the colbert report over the daily show now. well shit i love 'em both, but the colbert report is just funny funny fun. |
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| rollerfink |
what are you going to go as for next halloween. i've been thinking about it and i think i'm going to go as magnum pi. it will be great. the moustache and the short shorts and hairy chest. and i'll walk around calling everyone higgins. |
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| Fred Barnes |
it's true.
it's so very very true.
I have nothing else to add on the matter.
my siggy as everything I do in my magnificent life is all for you my love, my rollerfink, my rhino cocked anal avenger. |
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| hitler knievel |
i don't remember denying grape jello. but it sounds like something i would do.
colbert is really funny. mr and mrs smith is also funny. i forgot which thread it was in where you said it was crummy, jed. but i thought brad pitt was funny and had lots of cute one liners. |
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| Fred Barnes |
ahahaha my post above makes no sense anymore!!!
except for the part about rolo.
I'm going to be a bush supporter for halloween next year.
is that jed in your new avie rolo? |
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| rollerfink |
willie aaaaaames motherfucker! |
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| hitler knievel |
hey yeah. jed had that exact same haircut for a while.
jed used to gripe about having bad hair, then he grew it long and let it unfurl and it was like the coolest rock n roll haircut ever. |
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| jedgar. |
you seriously enjoyed mr and mrs smith???????????? how??? the best part was the very very end, the final scene in the therapists office. i thought they were both really good in that little bit. but oh god it was so crappy. are you for real?? "cute little one-liners"??? |
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| hitler knievel |
it wasn't great or anything. i guess i went into it with your bad criticism weighing heavy in my mind and came away from it thinking it wasn't so bad. |
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| jedgar. |
i'm sorry i misquoted you. |
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| hitler knievel |
you're right! you did misquote me! i never said his one liners were cute! |
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| hitler knievel |
no wait, i did.
I NEVER SAID THEY WERE LITTLE THOUGH! |
