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| rollerf¡nk |
We set a trap to catch our cleaning lady Guadalupe (I call her Loopy) because my wife said some things were missing from her jewelry box and I had thought I'd lost my watch but once she mentioned the jewelry I figured Loopy stole it because she's Hispanic so we put blue ink on the underside of the handle to the chest of drawers in our bedroom where there was $20 inside.
WHen we got home from work the $20 was gone and Loopy had blue thumbs! Blue thumbs you fools.
We haven't decided what to do with Loopy. I'm looking for suggestions. I might just tell her to watch me whack off and let her keep the twenty. Hhahahahahahaa Or we might cut off all her skin. |
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| jedgar |
that rules. ask her if she knows where my bike is. |
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| retardo montalban |
she opened the drawer with her thumbs? maybe she was just cleaning your toilet. you have 2000 flushes blue, right? |
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| jedgar |
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| rollerfink |
There's only 2 flaws (floors) in this tale.
1. Our cleaning ladies are Canadian.
2. I work from home.
3. I roll with $100 bills. Twenties are for poor people. |
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| rollerfink |
Plus. our cleaning ladies wear see through clothing like this guy's shirt so they can't steal anything.
oops
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| jedgar |
nice try, nice lie. canadians don't name their cleaning ladies guadalupe. |
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| rollerfink |
Get an education dipwat these cleaning ladies are FRENCH Canadians. |
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| sweet fajita brown |
rollerfink works from home?
ooh! do you sell hand-made chocolate basketballs on the internet? do you need an assistant?? |
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| rollerfink |
No for really real I'm a "marketing communications consultant" which just means that I write marketing materials, proposals, presentations, newsletter articles and whatnot for an employee benefits company. I used to work in their office in connecticut but when i told them I was moving they set me up out of home and made me a consultant instead of an employee. That just means I don't get benefits from them (which doesn't matter coz I get 'em from my wife's job) and they pay me 25% more.
It's pretty good but I'd rather be outdoors delivering flowers to famous people. |
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| jedgar |
the name of this thread should be "what rollerfink does for a living - LIKE WE CARE!" |
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| rollerfink |
My hobbies include watching TV, meeting people on the World Wide Internet, sketching futuristic vaginas, rollerskating, imagineering, juggling, jugging, collecting celebrity autographs, and dropping quotes from pop culture circa 1986. |
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| jedgar |
yeah, that's the ticket! |
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| rollerf¡nk |
The best part about working at home is you don't have to sneak into the broom closet to beat off. |
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| jedgar |
yeah you can just walk in like whateva. |
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| rollerfink |
I still have to sneak into the broom closet because my puppy freaks out when I beat off (I only splooged on her one time). |
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| retardo montalban |
thats gross, rollerfink. you don't have to pull out when you're fucking your puppy. human jizz and doggy ovum don't mix. |
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| jedgar |
they do when you put 'em in a mixing bowl and mix 'em with an electric mixer!!! ELECTRIC!! |
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| Vassago |
Hell, I don't know.
I love this thread.
Let me offer this in the way of showing my appreciation:
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| rollerf¡nk |
CHeck out that guy's tie! Could it be more...? |
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| retardo montalban |
the state of the union address last night was hilarious. i liked best when the president gave a shout out to the deficit and called iraq "triflin'" |
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| rollerfink |
I liked it when he called the vice president a dick. |
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| jedgar |
i liked it when dean went PSYCHO after he lost the raucus caucus. HE'S A PSYCHO. |
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| little shabazz |
that shit was the best. our nation needs a president who can pull out a nice unsettling "YEEEEEAWWWW!" every now and again. i'm sick of candidates without an official presidential screech. OUR COUNTRY DESERVES BETTER!
like if dean were president one of his aides would be like "mr president, the prime minister is tired of reading magazines and wishes you to join him in conference." and the president would go "YEEEEEEAWWWWWW!"
that'd shut the prime minister up but good. |
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| jedgar |
just as long as you and tyson agree he's a sociopath. |
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| little shabazz |
YEEEEEEAWWWWWW! |
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| rollerfink |
What's wrong with being a rabble raiser?
Howard Dean could rile me up into a frenzy anytime.
Better him than John Elephant Man Face Kerry. |
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| jedgar |
it's not rabble raiser it's rabble rouser. i should know, i rouse more rabble than all you dicks put together.
p.s. oh man goldie hawn's ass circa 1969. |
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| rollerfink |
Sequal. |
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| little shabazz |
i still like howard dean even though he is a rabbit raiser.
he looks like barney rubble!! |
