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| rollerf¡nk |
This morning my wife was putting on her doctor's outfit and I asked her why she needed a stethoscope to work at a furniture store and she said "I'm a doctor you fool." Hahaahhh I forgot that I am the one who works at a furniture store. Then I got embarrassed-huge but its okay now.
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| jedgar |
i want that story to be true. hey wait do you work at an unfinished furniture store, or a finished furniture store? 'cause my mother always used to tell me that unfinished furniture was for unfinished people. ok she never really told me that but she did once tell me to stop shitting on the floor. |
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| rollerfink |
It's all lies made up by my evil doppelganger.
And anyway doctors don't use stethascopes anymore. Nowadays you can get all the vitals by inserting your finger into the anus. At least that's what she said when I came home and found her inserting her finger into some guys anus.
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| rollerfink |
P.S> okay it is true.
We both work at the Corbin Bernsen Furniture World Furniture Store for Furniture.
It's furnished.
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| rollerfink |
No wait, the purple one's better.
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| AssAttack! |
GERALDO! |
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| rollerf¡nk |
GERARDO!
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| retardo montalban |
thats the second biggest scrotum i've ever seen growing out of a baboon's face. |
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| jedgar |
when do we find out who nub is? |
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| little shabazz |
neber. |
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| ping-pong |
Men In Black actor Rip Torn has been charged with drunk driving after he crashed into the rear of a New York taxicab in the early hours of Tuesday morning. According to a police report posted on the Smoking Gun website, the 72-year-old veteran star was "incoherent" when approached by a police officer following the 12:40 am crash in Greenwich Village, and was found to have "watery and bloodshot eyes, had slurred speech, had the odor of alcohol on his breath, was unsteady on his feet and had a flushed face." Torn - real name Elmore Rual Torn - also reportedly answered the officer's questions by repeatedly saying, "What. Huh." |
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| rollerfink |
They should let him off for having the best name of all time. And then give him $50 for coming up with what huh. If he called them Hasselhoff it would have been better though. |
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| little shabazz |
when was the last time anybody saw rip torn without bloodshoot eyes and slurred speech? rip torn's just being the best rip torn he knows how to be. |
