|
|
| El Topo |
I fucking hate chiggers!!
I have a total of 12 chigger bites on my fucking body and I blame God!
Locationsinclude:
back of my right knee
my right fucking nipple!!! fuck you for that one Jesus!
my navel, my fucking NA--VEL!
massive ones on identical spots on the tops of my thighs
and two fierce ones on my left ankle
and the remaining scattered around both thighs and calves
I hate everything
thank you and goodnight Texas |
|
|
| rollerfink |
I hate yellowjacket bee/wasps. I was stung four times in one day or maybe it was three. But now I am very afraid of them. They live in my backyard.
Chiggers don't sound fun either though. Are you frightened now?
The massive ones at the top of your thighs sound a little bit sexy. Are they sexy? |
|
|
| rollerfink |
P.S did you go to Galveston. I used to live in Galveston. |
|
|
| El Topo |
I am very much deathly afraid of them now. They suck I hate them i may devote my life to making them extinct.
I am not going to Galveston. To close to Houston. Ironicly enough, the only thing I fear more than chiggers is the city of Houston. |
|
|
| El Topo |
no the ones on my thighs are not sexy, but the one on my nipple which has created the illusion/ reality of having two nipples on one teet is dead sexy! |
|
|
| hefty kid |
at least you didn't get any on your cunt.
 |
|
|
| rollerfink |
Are these chigger bites?
 |
|
|
| El Topo |
that bitch has nothing on me.
I wish I could show you pictures.
where's Kazzam when you really need him.
that god damn uncle tom of a genie is as worthless as steven's genetalia. |
|
|
| rollerfink |
Somebody stole my chigger bite lady. |
|
|
| little whipping boy |
THIS THREAD IS RACIALLY INSENSITIVE TO CHINESE NIGGERS! DELETE IT IMEDIATLY! |
|
|
| BadKitty2000 |
 |
|
|
| retardo montalban |
Poca What?
i saw monster today and its hilarious.
*******SPOILER ALERT*********
the funniest part is when lee tergesen fists the monster. |
|
|
| jedgar |
oh yeah? is it bad? i wanted to see it in one of those suck-assy movie theaters in my area. oh wait i guess it's probably not playing in any of those suck-assy movie theaters in my area. i finally watched that movie about a boy that i was always like yeah? nah. yeah? nah. and it was good. i don't know, i just enjoyed watching it that's all. i'm not a gayboy or anything. i've got that altman movie images but haven't watched it yet.
p.s. where is tubby topo anyway? i want him to mail me some (???)
oh yeah JLB when are you returning to LA? i finally filled out a change of address form but need to know if any of my tax shit was already mailed to 311 s. new hampshire. imagine the whole building burned down and you get back there and there's just a blackened carcass of your former home? at least you could still get a donut though.
oh yeah i finally watched the pianist and really dug it too.
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE |
|
|
| rollerfink |
i have about a boy on dvd
the kid's sweater is my new favorite movie personality |
|
|
| jedgar |
the one with the rainbow on the back? for real. the kid looked way better when he started out before that fag hugh grant went and bought him those new sneakers and a nike hat. |
|
|
| hefty k¡d! |
i'm going back home tomorrow.
you get way more mail than me or el tupu at 205, asso. the bank sends you like nine bank statements a week. should i save all your mail and burn it once it gets ten thousand pieces strong or just burn it as we receive it?
i never saw about a boy. but my favorite movie is the truth about cats and dogs. oh and monster wasn't bad. it wasn't great... but bruce dern was in it.
remember when rollerfink would call coyote captain caveman and coyote would get all pissed off? those were the days!
also also, nice avvy, rolo. |
|
|
| rollerf¡nk |
I like when he does the hambone the best. |
|
|
| jedgar |
oh, do you still have my mail? who was collecting the mail over the hollydays? hooker #1, 2, or 3? if you have all those bank statements, 1. you fool, why would you save those? 2. thanks for saving them! ordinarily i wouldn't want them, but i'd kinda like to see how my account got down to -$96. so if you do have them, don't burn them just yet. i'm probably going to ask you/topo to do me a huge favor and box up my mail and my low level owl vol 2 disc and a vacuu-sealed bag of dope. in exchange, i will mail you the remote control and those two mix tapes and maybe a dunkin' donuts egg and cheese on an onion bagel and maybe some COLDNESS. we'll work it out once you and el tubbo are both home.
HAVE A NICE VOYAGE HOME, I HOPE YOUR SHIP DOESN'T SINK IN WICHITA. |
|
|
| little shabazz |
i don't know if we really have any of it. the bank statements piled up and then disappeared. they might have been chucked or maybe stored in a cool, dry sack for safe keeping. i haven't seen any tax mail. how should i recognize it?
send us the mix tapes anyway. i need blank tapes!! |
|
|
| rollerfink |
I miss captain caveman. He was my favorite plank owner. |
|
|
| ping-pong |
i think you'll all agree that the most funniest part of that new surreal life tv show was when vanilla ice got all mad in the farmer's market (WHERE SLOTNICK LIVES) because they didn't have any jimmy dean sausages and erik estrada said something then vanilla ice called him hasselhoff. |
|
|
| rollerfink |
I watched Sex in the City. I mean and.
Whatsername got breast cancer. It was pretty funny but nothing like calling Ponch Hasselhoff. |
