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| hefty kid |
the jason bateman connection runs deeper than we thought.
me and my girlfriend steven were watching tv and i saw dr phil so i mentioned to sweet steven that rollerfink had posted an amusing dr phil photo and no sooner do i say the cursed word ROLLERFINK than justin bateman appears on tv in a commercial for a new mock reality show.
whats your secret rollerfink? how come you live in my mind? |
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| El Topo |
because he got evicted from my anus!
POW!
ZING!
SHAA-ZAM MOTHA FUCKA!!! |
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| rollerfink |
Oh wow, this is quite a sentimental moment for me. I always wanted to be the topic of a TV-time discussion *and* to be the butt (get it) of a Toppy joke.
I bet I was watching at the exact same time because I too saw the Bate Man on that ad for his new show. I thought to myself, wow, Jason Bateman is ALIVE!!!! And then I wondered if Steve to the nth was still alive because it's been a long while since I've heard from him.
And then I wondered what I would eat for dinner.
And then I thought to myself, gee, I bet Dr. Phil is eating a big steak with a side of asshole pie for dinner.
FULL CIRCLE!!! |
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| hefty kid |
sometimes we even talk about you on the toilet, rollerfink. (to save water steven sits on my lap and we poop at the same time) |
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| rollerfink |
Wow, you guys can afford a toilet?
Next thing you know you'll be able to buy a couple of gang members to hang around outside your window like old coitty six.
P.S. I am working hard so that I too can afford a toilet...
[Edited by rollerfink] |
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| hefty kid |
you sure were a cute little kid, rollerfink.
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| rollerfink |
That is present day.
So I sure *am* a cute little kid. |
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| paisley |
Androids, I guess. |
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| paisley |
It's not much of a choice unless I can have adenoids, though. Mine were taken from me when I was six.
[Edited by paisley] |
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| rollerfink |
Wrong! |
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| paisley |
shit. |
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| christmas biscuit |
quote:
paisley wrote:
adenoids, though.
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| rollerfink |
That guy is my new favorite noid!
I think this halloween I'm going to dress up as a kid who is dresed up as a noid. |
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| AssAttack! |
i never saw this thread before. ah, the good ol' days. hey speaking of the good ol' days remember that time i saw slotnick? TWICE??? |
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| rollerfink |
Is Slotnick the same as Jesus' Son (that movie with Bjork)? |
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| christmas biscuit |
the second time you saw slotnick you should have gone "hey, slotnick! remember me?" then you should have given him a coupla wraps on his big bald forehead. |
