| 31st August 2007 03:50 AM |
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| 31st August 2007 10:07 AM |
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| Antilles Ragu |
I LOVE THE 90S!!!!!!
ahahah check it out http://images.search.yahoo.com/sear...yfp-t-471&x=wrt
[Edited by Antilles Ragu] |
| 31st August 2007 02:51 PM |
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| Gary |
If T-Shirts Had a Brain
by Gary
Don't you ever wonder what t-shirts would think about if they had a brain. I bet they'd be annoyed by all those stupid things people write on them like "I eat Sadammi Sandwiches for Lunch!"
And what if they were really into Biggie but they had to go around all day with a picture of that guy from Creed plastered all over them. That would suck.
That's why I think t-shirts are probably an angry bunch. Except the ones who get to cling to a girl's bosoms.
Now the point of view changes.
I'm a t-shirt. And I do have a brain. Not that it does me much good because it's not like they're going to let me study environmental psychology or dance and motion. I just go around all day on some asshole's back. I am a really angry t-shirt.
Another point of view change.
It's true, he was an angry t-shirt. Nameless and bored, he spent his days on the back of a guy named Roger with a D. He was 7 months old and he'd never been washed. Truth be told, he wasn't even sure he was male. He just kind of assumed it because he was sold in the men's department at Sears Roebuck & Co. He was desperate for a purpose in life. Other than to hide the jiggly bits of his smelly overlord.
That's when he decided to do something with his life. He had an idea. An idea that would rock the world. He would band together with all the other hapless t-shirts and...
Just then WHAP! WHAP! SCRETCH! WHAPPA WHAPPA SCRETCH!
He got torn to pieces in a rugby game. |
| 31st August 2007 03:01 PM |
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| jedgar. |
FIND OWEN WILSON |
| 31st August 2007 10:08 PM |
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| rollerfink |
hahah nice one gary |
