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| rollerfink |
Poor little Jiffy Crop can't afford to work over the holidays so he will be offline and out of line for a few days.
Don't worry about him though, he has stocked up on VHS versions of Steven's favorite DVDs.
And for Thanksgiving day he will be eating half a vegetarian burrito that he found under Steven's bed. |
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| AssAttack! |
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rollerfink wrote:
And for Thanksgiving day he will be eating half a vegetarian burrito that he found under Steven's bed.
that piece of shit better mail me that back. just because i left it under my bed and moved back to new york doesn't mean i don't want it. |
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| AssAttack! |
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rollerfink wrote:
Poor little Jiffy Crop can't afford to work over the holidays
i don't get this sentence. is it a joke? how can you not afford to work? when you work you make money. how can you not afford to make money? is it a joke? |
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| rollerfink |
it's not a joke you idiot it's for real
rich new york assholes like you wouldn't know anything about work and how much it costs
ever think about how jefferson gets to work?
do you think that bus ride is free?
and what about lunch?
and all the other stuff?
and the bus ride home?
HOW CAN THE KID AFFORD TO WORK AT ALL?!?
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| AssAttack! |
sorry  |
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| AssAttack! |
the good news is pat o'brien and his torch will reach the apartment really soon and brighten jeffery's day (by burning down the apartment). pat o'brien sure can run fast!
p.s. since jiffy's busy not making money, i can share with you what i got him for xmas (the x stands for god)
HIS BUNS ARE GONNA ROCK! |
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| El Topo |
I can't believe Rolo called Keeyleys an ahole!
I also can't believ that I got to cut my fingernails today while sitting on the coast of the french riviera.
i'm in nice mofo.
I'm going to go get drunk now and stare at funny looking french people.
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| rollerfink |
I cut my nails today too!
I was bent over the trash can which was balancing on the toilet seat though. Not quite as romantic as your nail clipping experience. |
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| AssAttack! |
nice? been there done that. be sure to sit on the rocky beach and oogle old ladies' tits. and go up on that big rock that's all lit up. or at least look at it. smoke some grass with some of the drum circle kids. there's a chinese restaurant you can buy beer at then just walk back to the beach. nice is nice. |
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| sweet fajita brown |
this is one of the kindest fingernail related threads i can recall. thanks, gang. i can finally afford to go back to work now. it was a tough few days of sitting in steven's old seat and not flushing after i peed, but now things can get back to usual. |
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| AssAttack! |
i used to pee in the sink.
and i'm not kidding. |
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| christmas biscuit |
are you kidding? i've been mixing my homemade chili in the sink! |
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| AssAttack! |
which sink? |
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| christmas biscuit |
i didn't say sink. i said dink.
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| AssAttack! |
 DICK |
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| christmas biscuit |
with no roopurt anymore jon is my fave on the island. i liked it last week when he tricked those two cunts who dumped the fish. MISCHIEF MAKES MERRIMENT! |
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| AssAttack! |
he's the survivor america loves to hate! |
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| christmas biscuit |
i heard at the survivor reunion party jon gave colleen haskell a palmjob. |
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| rollerfink |
How about that one chick? SHE NEVER SAYS ANYTHING!!!!
Jon should fake like he has herpes and then everybody will feel sorry for him and scratch his balls. |
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| bourgeois crenshaw |
i liked last night when jon said "promises are like fat women: easily broken by johnny foreplay." |
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| rollerfink |
I thought he said "fat women are like wicked fat"
And I was all like yeah, duh!
I'm waiting for him to come up with a funny saying about tampons. |
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| bourgeois crenshaw |
yeah!! i hope he says something like "promises are like tampons, they're both pretty absorbant." |
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| rollerfink |
yaeh!! Or "fat women are like my grandmother's tampon -- USELESS!!" |
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| bourgeois crenshaw |
if i went through menopause i would still cram a tampon in every month just to reminisce. |
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| rollerfink |
Do they make those things in grape yet? |
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| bourgeois crenshaw |
it seems like nowadays all anybody wants to talk about is grapes. i miss the simpler days when the raisin craze was sweeping the land. |
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| AssAttack! |
step on up to prunes, lame-oid. |
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| rollerfink |
Raisins are the devil's testicles. |
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| bourgeois crenshaw |
thats funny too. rollerfink and assattack make funny jokes! |
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| AssAttack! |
that's nothing. i finished my script. that's the good news. the bad news is it's 149 pages. but the good news is it's at least half as good as the script for
ok i never read that script, but with a tagline like that you gotta figure it's pretty fuckin' kick-ass. anyway i hope i can get delta burke to play the mom. |
