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| jedgars vag |
worst god damn layout ever.
where the fuck is jiffy to bitch up a blue streak about this.
and I didn't do it for a change. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
haha. you're not allowed to comment on how the boards look after you wiped your butt with them the other day. the layout looks equally ugly now as it did the other day, as far as i'm concerned. it takes time and caution to put together a good layout. if you're just going to google FARTZZZZ and take the first three things you find and throw them up on the board, its going to look like hell.
but ray romano is better than johnny cash. i didn't do the romano, but its funnier. if you can't understand why, then i'll explain.
johnny cash is legitimately cool. to put him up as the olog is totally ho hum. why not put goodfellas up? lets say our favorite goodfellas quotes!! mine was "eh, ya faggot shit, ya." ray romano is not cool. therefore, its funny to put him up in the olog to be like "the great ray romano, everybody. welcome to moose port!"
this is a fundamental principle that separates us from the clockwork orange boards, for example.
i would assume the same principle holds true for one night at mccools... which is actually a really hilarious movie.
THE BEST PART IS WHEN MATT DILLON SAYS "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH... DID YOU SAY ONE NIGHT AT MCCOOLS???"
and so forth.
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| jedgars vag |
whatever proffessor. you really are more of a facist than I think you care to admit.
that something can't just be interesting to look at or pleasing in some way, the cash pic for example.
none of it matters. you can think all you want that I don't "get" what's funny and do your damndest to try to rationalize, but this layout is the worst EVER.
EVER.
the war has begun. I am going to put up a board that is going to make you want to crawl up into your own asshole.
AGAIN! |
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| rollerfink |
hahahah i don't know who did one night at mcoools but i put raymond up there just because i was sick of looking at my own stupid face.
i was going to do cosby but raymond beat him out at the last second. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
that johnny cash picture is on every dumbass frat kid's wall. put up a picture of hendrix rockin' out! what about a kurt cobain RIP?
the boards are supposed to be funny. not interesting. if you want to look at something interesting, take a magnifying glass and examine your pubes. if you want the funny, come see me.
you've done good layouts, topsy. the tron layout was one of my top ten faves. but when you drakkar noir everybody, you're bound to make enemies.
go do your ali g layout and see how long it stays up.
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| MC Cool Cat |
and whats a facist? a face racist? |
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| jedgars vag |
yes.
and the new layout rox goat balls! me like. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
i liked the cop car. bring it back. |
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| rollerfink |
me too
WHERE'S IT AT?!?!?! |
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| desperate |
go into a corner jiffy and just love yourself for a while.
cop car didn't work. neither did my garbage pail kid background.
I got four hours of sleep last night. I think you would have had fun though jiffy although towards the end and actually a little bit in the begining all of my worst nightmares came true.
I have to go to the bank now.
just thought I'd share. |
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| jedgars vag |
if you really want the cop go to google and type in background. it's somewhere in there. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
i liked the cop. but i can never see the post new topic pic. it always shows up as an x on my computer no matter what it is. its not fair.
i'm glad i didn't go. you have to be massively irresponsibile to go out drinking at 10pm on a work night. what happened that made your worst nightmares come true? was good fred there?
we ought to make that pic of me and bad fred and the jellyfish the olog. i look so stoned in that one. |
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| rollerfink |
maybe your personal computing machine is blocking the pics for some reason. Sucks for you I guess but red x's can be nice too. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
did you hear that those right wing christians are saying that spongepants bob is gay?
if those fagsniffers are after the real queer cartoon characters, they should look no further than the snorks. they ejaculated out of those snorkles, you know. |
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| rollerfink |
And what about the a-team? What do they think that A stands for? |
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| MC Cool Cat |
thats very funny.
thats one of the funnier things i've heard this week.
i read an article, and they say that spongepants encourages tolerance of people from all races, backgrounds, countries of origin, and sexual orientations... and the right wingers are protesting over that. |
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| rollerfink |
We should create a cartoon called The BizzyBashers and it's just a bunch of cute fuzballs (in suits) who spend all day bashing homos with bats. It could be a hit in the red states. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
yeah! and the bizzybashers stomp out affirmative action.
and for our follow up, you guessed it, my two nascar dads. |
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| jedgars vag |
quote:
MC Cool Cat wrote:
i liked the cop. but i can never see the post new topic pic. it always shows up as an x on my computer no matter what it is. its not fair.
i'm glad i didn't go. you have to be massively irresponsibile to go out drinking at 10pm on a work night. what happened that made your worst nightmares come true? was good fred there?
we ought to make that pic of me and bad fred and the jellyfish the olog. i look so stoned in that one.
yeah good fred was there and in top form at Red Rocks, some stupid west hollywood bar.
so bad fred gets me to go out by saying that they're just going to some bar. then we get to his place and I find out that joe and good fred plan on going to a party that justin timberlake is throwing at a bar in the riot hyatt.
so I immediately called bullshit on that. And protested even going to west hollywood at all. I just wanted beers and pool.
it ended up being pretty fun for a while, but then just as I suspected it was like 1:30am and nobody was even close to going home so we attempted to eat at mels where good fred and joe and this other guy start freestyling at the table, which is horrfying in and of it's self and then we didn't even eat. around 2 I just walked away from them and got in a cab back to ron's place where my car was. finally got to my car after a ten dollar cab ride to find a 65 dollar parking ticket on my car.
yea. |
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| death leprechaun |
actually I think it was about an hour later on all counts. I didn't get home till about 3.
and at some point we ended up at fucking saddle ranch.
the night cost me about a hundred and 40 dollars of which I don't have.
great.
on the upside...oh that's right, there is no upside. no I had some good GF BF time. yea. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
hahaha. thats exactly what you said would happen.
i've been to red rocks. i hate that place. i hate all those bars in west hollywood. that one in the continental hyatt is kind of cool. theres pussy all over the place, but the atmosphere over there is all posh and gay.
i don't think i would have ever spoken to either of them ever again if they did that to me. you were so concerned about brining your car and all that. |
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| jedgars vag |
yeah as far as I'm concerned ron owes me 140 bucks.
I know. I totally knew it. I mean it was fun, but totally not worth it. and fucking joe gets WASTED! and GF doesn't even need to get wasted to be a psycho freestyling arab.
highlight of the night was when GF weasled a buffalo wing of this attractive girl next to us |
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| MC Cool Cat |
weasels and buffalos?
$140 bucks? you spent $140? jeez. what did you spend it all on? where did you even find $140? |
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| jedgars vag |
that's including my parking ticket
I don't really know what I spent it on to be honest
round of drinks for BF and me + smokes $20
cab ride $10
drink at katana $13 ron orders around of 4 $13 cocktails and walks out on the bill.
I don't fucking know, I had a hundred bucks when I went out last night and know I have like five bucks. so that plus the ticket is actually like $165.
I don't want to even think about it. I had no right spending that much money last night. |
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| rolerbys nards |
also I want to die right now I am so fucking tired. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
you should have sent that money to jedgar so he could afford a winter coat for the coming blizzard.
parking ticket on top of it all? jesus.
now what are you going to do for food? you think bad fred will come over and cook for you? shit no. he's got pussy to fuck. |
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| jedgars vag |
so do I.
I got paid today. |
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| MC Cool Cat |
you have pussy to fuck? with your lack of proper planning, she'll probably queef and knock yout through the wall and into the next room.
what good is pussy anyway? all it does is cost you money and break your heart the next morning. or else its a fat girl and you have to suffer the indignity of climbing mount fuckmore, and even then, its not any good. |
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| jedgars vag |
i have no idea what you're talking about.
i marvel at how beautiful the girl in my bed is and then I start wondering what the hell she's even doing in my bed.
and then I fuck her.
I don't know what you're talking about. |
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| Judas |
also they don't cost me money, not always and sometimes in the morning instead of breaking my heart they buy me breakfast. |
