|
|
| little shabazz |
quote:
I. Secold Bevridge wrote:
i didn't mind it. i mean, yeah yeah oh look it's the retard. but hey, retards live in villages too. i mean why not a retard? at least it wasn't a kid with a stutter. oh man. plus the tard just gets left in the pit to die. it's not like the end was all about OK NOW LET'S SAVE THE RETARD!!
i'm against the traditional actor playing a retard device altogether. its always like sentimental, like they're saying that theres a little retard in all of us. its always the childlike retard. never the UNG UNG UNG big fat retard missing all his teeth.
but i thought it was really obvious brody was the monster in the woods. once he stabbed joaquin, i knew he was the one skinning the animals, but the stabbing scene more than made up for all of it. i loved that shit.
like, its just a couple of guys standing there talking then theres a noise and you don't know whats going on. but urk one of em stabbed the other one. |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
quote:
little shabazz wrote:
like they're saying that theres a little retard in all of us.
there is!! |
|
|
| little shabazz |
quote:
I. Secold Bevridge wrote:
i never thought that reveal was supposed to be some big reveal. you did? i didn't really even know there was a big reveal on this one i don't think.
i also think that scene with kevin dragged a bit, that the first moments in the "real world" could have been a bit more memorable somehow.
i thought it fit in well with what we've come to expect from shyamalan. like the little details that are examined closely until we see how weird they are. his cameo dragged on, but at that point i was still playing the whole movie back in my head, so i didn't mind. |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
the best part of the stabbing bit is brody's cu. his face is all unh. his eyes are all red and shit and he was staring right at me like he wanted something. i was like whatchyou want, adrien brody? then i was just like oh. look what you did. |
|
|
| rollerfink |
Remember that time the retard bag boy hissed at me? |
|
|
| little shabazz |
haha. he must have sensed the retard insde you. |
|
|
| rollerfink |
Great, now I'm hungry. |
|
|
| little shabazz |
i can imagine rolo getting hissed at.
TARDO: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ROLO: Ahahhaaaaah ahhahhaa
TARDO: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ROLO: Aaaahahh hhhhh ahahah aaa
TARDO: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ROLO: Pipe down, stooge.
TARDO: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ROLO: AAaaaaaahh hhahah aaha Marvelous. |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
so do you mean you'd like to see actual tards play tards in movies? like in the kingdom or gummo? i guess i agree it would be more effective, but no way will it ever happen. who wants to look at that?? |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
waddup with that news guy that said happy martin luther coon day? is that true? |
|
|
| rollerfink |
I hate it when actors pretend to have a cold too. It's always so fake. They should only make movies with people who really have colds. Or infect the actors with a monkey virus.
Drunk isn't much better. |
|
|
| rollerfink |
quote:
I. Secold Bevridge wrote:
waddup with that news guy that said happy martin luther coon day? is that true?
Yep. Here';s the story (it's also true that Usher wants to act in 2005)...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050117/ap_en_tv/weatherman_fired_2
Las Vegas Weatherman Fired for MLK Slur
Mon Jan 17, 3:08 PM ET Television - AP
LAS VEGAS - A television weatherman was fired after referring to slain civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. as "Martin Luther Coon King" on the air, station officials said.
Rob Blair, of KTNV-TV, was delivering the extended forecast Saturday morning when he said: "Martin Luther Coon King Jr. Day, gonna see some temperatures in the mid-60s."
Jim Prather, vice president and general manager of the ABC affiliate, said Blair stumbled when he uttered the remark, but the excuse was not enough to save his job.
"This kind of incident is not acceptable under any circumstances, and I'm truly sorry that this event occurred," Prather said.
Blair, who worked at the station for about three months, apologized during the station's 6 p.m. and 11 p.m. newscasts Saturday.
"I in no way intended to offend anyone," he said in the apology. "I'm very sorry."
|
|
|
| rollerfink |
hahahaha this is the best bit...
About 20 minutes after his weathercast, Blair told viewers at the ABC affiliate: "Apparently I accidentally said Martin Luther Kong Jr., which I apologize about – slip of the tongue." |
|
|
| little shabazz |
i don't have a problem with like forrest gump. but in the movie world, there is only one kind of retard: the wise and childlike retard with a totally ordinary face. the only way to know they are retarded is by their retarded accent. there are tards like that, but there are a rich tapestry of tards in the real world. we only see one little dot on the tardo spectrum in movies.
most retards you can spot from a mile away by their clearly retarded faces. i just think its like if every chinese guy in the movies says their r's like l's its like c'mon already, we get the picture.
i don't think every tardo in the movies should have to be a real life nardo tardo. but like, the stereotypical hollywood tardo is totally played out. |
|
|
| little shabazz |
awwww. thats not fair. firing the guy because he slipped up? its not like he meant to do it.
but i did get suspicious when i heard the guy call him martin luther king of all n-words. |
|
|
| GORBACHEV, NIGGA! |
WAAAAZAAAAAAAAP! |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
whatever, tards have it too good as it is. leave the acting to the pros. (usher, the rock etc) |
|
|
| little shabazz |
well, if you're not going to cast a tard (your loss) at least gimme a realistic looking one.
how many tards look like normal people? QUITE FEW.
they've all got those big bulging heads and retard faces. cgi some of that shit it.
like 75% of all retards limp around going BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH, but the retards we see in the movies are just like regular people, only wiff wetahded accents. |
|
|
| rollerfink |
Bring back corky!
He could do a sitcom with a whole family of retards. The concept could be ... the whole family is retarded. They could have a neoghbor who says funny things. |
|
|
| little shabazz |
wheelchair basketball is going to be like whatever-movie-it-was-where-they-first-showed-black-people-and-the-white-people-freaked-out-so-bad-to-see-black-faces-on-the-screen-they-burned-the-theater-down-and-went-out-and-murdered-a-bunch-of-real-life-black-guys, but with tardos. |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
JUNGLE FEVA?? |
|
|
| little shabazz |
jedgar, you ought to write a script called BUNGLE FEVER. its about a guy with a nervous disorder that causes him to spazz out, but the zinger is that he's a secret agent. |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
what about a not-so-secret agent?
what about that. |
|
|
| jedzo |
yeah, what about it?
I'M JEDZO FROM NOW ON!!!!
NOBODY CALL I. SECOLD JEDGAR ANYMORE! HE'S ICY HOT FROM NOW TIL THE GRAVE!!!
I'M THE ONLY JEDZO LEFT!
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!! |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
this new jedgar-free layout sure is a nice breath of fresh air. |
|
|
| little shabazz |
just because you aren't jedgar anymore doesn't mean you aren't a dangerous sociopath. the guy abducting that bitch in the post new topic pic was inspired by your bouts of homicidal rage.
hollywood homicide, i mean. |
|
|
| little shabazz |
and you're still jerman. |
|
|
| I. Secold Bevridge |
oh whatever. you guys can joke all you want, the truth is i'm the peaciest peacenick for fucking evaa!! guns are for the biggest pussies, and that dude has long orange hair, and that slut isn't even hot. that skank... that sweet little cock-licking pussy. oh i'd just open her throat up with a
I DON'T EVEN EAT SHRIMP? UM, HELLO? |
|
|
| little shabazz |
when you used to come home from work and make your salad and griller's prime and you looked like somebody just knocked the wind out of you, topo would always start right in singing at you and calling you a fairy and you'd just tell him to keep it up, fatso... or whatever. then after you'd sit down and start eating your dinner, topo would be like "beeeeeeeyatch. you tender flakey beeeeeeeyatch." and you'd shoot him a crazy cock-eyed glare like "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" and it would shut him right up.
you never gave me the crazy eye, but one time you were behind me with a hammer, so i switched seats.
plus, the old rule of scissors applies. in a jedgar script, boy + girl + scissors = heartbreak and devastation. |
|
|
| rollerfink |
I like him. |
