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| rollerfink |
I got to vote today. Detroit is having a mayoral election. I voted for that guy jedgar spat on at the gas station. I think he has what it takes. |
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| jedgars poot hole |
VOTE TO STOMP OUT FOREST FIRES |
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| nacho cheesier |
jedgar has a nice round ass, it looks like.
hey rolo, vote to protect jedgar's beautiful ass from the ravages of age. |
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| rollerfink |
het jedgar, you should build a mailbox that looks just like a big round ass and the slot is right up the crack. i'll totally send you a letter if you do it. |
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| jedgar. |
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| jedgar. |
haha awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is mail today. |
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| nacho cheesier |
is it in your butt like rollerfink said it would be? |
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| rollerfink |
has anyone had a paul reiser avvy before.
(this is a serious avvy, not a funny one) |
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| nacho cheesier |
its all grainy and hard to make out like one of jedgar's avvies. try a blurry paul mccartney instead. |
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| rollerfink |
nah, if it wa a jedgar avvy it would be more arty like this one. |
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| nacho cheesier |
that one just looks like you at a cocktail party in the 80s.
remember the 80s???? REMEMBER NIGHT COURT? HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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| rollerfink |
speaking of night court, remember the judge from nightcourt? ha ah a ha ha ha h haha hahaha haaha ahha haha he did magic. |
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| jedgar. |
oh god oh jesus. the devil's rejects is the hugest pile of shit. rob zombie is officially the cruddiest wad of crud that ever was. how did this get good reviews??? even as a cheesy b movie, it's so astoundingly horrible. it's like every over-eager sixteen year old tarantino wannabe amateur that tries to write a script all wrote a script. every third word has to be fuck, or fuckin, or motherfucker, or fuck you. it's embarrassing. my cunt could've made a better movie, and that thing's covered in herpes. rob schlombie makes pre-mysterious skin gregg araki look like ken kwapis!!! |
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| nacho cheesier |
speaking of movies, melinda & melinda is pretty funny and very well done.
its almost like an argument between woody allens early comedies and his middle-period pensive dramas. will ferrel is surprisingly good playing the usual woody allen prototypical character.
i found myself anxious to get through the serious parts to watch the funny parts with will ferrel, but then the funny parts were never quite as funny as i thought they should be to balance out the serious parts, which are like stone cold serious. |
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| jedgar. |
yeah that's on my q.
and the devil's rejects is on my fucking nerves. |
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| nacho cheesier |
next on my kyoo is the office x-mas special and bunuel's robinson crusoe.
AZOOOT! |
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| jedgar. |
there's some other bunuel movie that criterion's putting out. it starts with a v.
i finished the devil's re- i can't even say it. it really is the biggest pile of crap. i kinda recommend it just so you can see how bad it is. jesus, but you were like "saw wasn't that bad". this is worse than saw. oh god, it's like if truth or consequences n.m. and from dusk til dawn made homo whoopie, and one of them got preggers in its ass, this would be the shit-covered, AIDS-infected baby. rob shlombie has no fucking idea what to do. during the opening credits he uses freeze-frames to try to make it look like a '70s movie, but he does it so awkwardly you can hardly believe it. and the final scene is the three killers facing a police barricade (in a convertible, obviously), and it's all in slo-mo and freebird is playing. i swear, fucking freebird. and all it is is the three of them getting their guns ready to shoot at all the cops for the obligatory hail-of-bullets climax, but it takes so long just because he wants to have whatever's going on be in slo-mo because he thinks it's cool. he also thinks he's cool because he cast ken foree, e.g. daily, geoffrey lewis, priscilla barnes etc. so not only does the guy make the worst possible music, but he also makes the worst possible movies. |
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| rollerfink |
quote:
jedgar. wrote:
there's some other bunuel movie that criterion's putting out. it starts with a v.
[extraneous cump-like diatribe snipped]
Is it V?
I liked it when the lady had a baby and it had the face of a lizard. |
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| jedgar. |
the devil's rejorks brings out the cump in us all. |
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| rollerfink |
do you like apples?
yeah?
you like apples?
well how do you like them apples? |
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| nacho cheesier |
is the bunuel movie viridiana?
The mungbunny rejects didn’t look any good to me. I didn’t see house of a hundred corpses, but topo saw it and I think he said he walked out it was so bad. I’ve never walked out of a movie theater, so when I hear about somebody walking out I imagine the movie being painful to endure. I once made ten bucks for watching a bad movie. that was pretty cool.
But regarding the devil’s retards, I figure its probably on par with sci-fi fan fiction. Like those fan-fiction guys that pal around and talk about quantum leap all day, and find little obscure plot holes in old quantum leap episodes, and when they jerk off, they only think about hot girls who were on quantum leap… then they sit down to write their version of an episode and its never any good. Its worse than the worst episode of the worst season. Like, they know all the ins and outs so they should be able to do it, but they’re too near sighted to see anything resembling the big picture.
Rob zombie is supposed to be some kind of horror aficionado, so you might think he’d make a good horror filmmaker, but he was destined to suck at it. Horror and sci-fi are a lot a like in that the people who obsess over them can know a million and one details about it but are still dumb as shit. I guess there are a lot of things like that in life. Like sports. But some things, like music or math, nobody understands except the geniuses. Although there are retards who play great music and do math like a machine. So maybe there are exceptions to everything.
I guess I don’t know what I’m talking about. Which means devil’s rejects must be a pretty good movie. whats your problem, jed? |
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| nacho cheesier |
haha. oh yeah. i just cumped out too.
CUMP LIVES |
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| jedgar. |
THREE LUMPS FOR CUMP. |
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| nacho cheesier |
[Edited by nacho cheesier] |
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| rollerfink |
a as s da haha is that an up-front concert?
on a people are bullshit note, arrested development is getting canceled. they have shelved it for november and will run the last few episodes in january.
fuck people |
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| jedgar. |
oh man that's funny. that shit is so annoying. well it would be if i still went to hardcore shows. it wasn't like that way back in the day (1979). |
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| rollerfink |
also, why weren't that guy and that girl on lost this week? they must be on vacation.
let's all vote on how great fridays are. i vote for so great. fridays are so great. |
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| jedgar. |
fridays are just about as great as tuesdays. |
