OUR FIRST JEDGAR-FREE LAYOUT! NO JEDGARS HERE! NO FAGGOTS ALLOWED!

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12-14-04 02:25 AM
yogurt cannon yup.
12-14-04 02:35 AM
medgars demons kisses
12-14-04 07:43 AM
starpussy those sneakers are the prettiest handsomest sneakers i ever saw.
12-14-04 09:45 AM
rollerfink Size 3?
12-14-04 12:19 PM
yogurt cannon
12-14-04 12:47 PM
rollerfink Dear Jedgar,

Please cure my neurasthenia. I have tried everything -- Tea tree oil, eucalyptus juice, supervised humiliation therapy, electro-testicular-shock therapy, praying to our lord and savior (jesus christ), induced vomiting, crying a lot. Nothing works.

Sincerely,

Rollerfink

P.S> Please disregard this letter if your cure for neurasthenia will make me fat.
12-14-04 01:26 PM
arch deluxe check it out. the phone number for the keeley institute is 100!

how'd you manage that one, j,edgar?
12-14-04 04:13 PM
rollerfink I just tried to call. You need some kind of special carrier access code to get in. WHAT IS THE CODE JEDGAR!!?!?!

ALso, do you have voicemail? I'm not very good at working voicemail (plus it's scary) so I may not bother calling if you respond in the affirmative to this query.
12-14-04 04:26 PM
arch deluxe just call him at work. ask for jedbone. he likes that.

NO!!! ask for the fat bitch and say you're jedgar's psychiatrist and tell her that he wants to pork her but he's too shy to say it. then advise her to corner him and jump his brittle bones!!!!
12-14-04 07:45 PM
jedgar i wanted to say something about the phone number being 100 but jaff beat me to it. i would've been all "check it out, the phone number is 100!"
12-14-04 07:47 PM
arch deluxe is your mom's name leslie? that would be funny. you should print that thing out and hang it on your mantle.
12-14-04 08:54 PM
jedgar i don't have one.

a mantle, not a mom.
12-14-04 08:55 PM
arch deluxe then fold it in half and ram it up your shitpipe, you ruiner.
12-14-04 10:41 PM
jedgar i mailed my size 11 sneakers back and instead of this time asking for size 11 1/2 i asked for a size 12!! fucked up, right? I WEAR A SIZE 10 1/2 ALL-STAR!!
12-14-04 10:43 PM
yogurt cannon that's awesome.

did you find my new sandles yet?
12-14-04 10:43 PM
latte I'm starting to get a belly
12-14-04 10:45 PM
jedgar starting? GUFFAW!
12-14-04 11:09 PM
El Topo no really, it was going away last year...



but now it's back and it's pissed off!!!
12-15-04 01:43 PM
arch deluxe you ought to wear moccasins.