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 Posted 16th October 2007 08:46 PM   
here are the top 10 inventions. of all time.
1. inventions. duh. that guy must be rolling in it.
2. creationism. jesus was a monkey? oh no.
3. plastic sacks.
4. germany.
5. catapults/oreo cakesters (it's a tie!)
6. 1987.
7. tunnels.
8. dividing everything by 12.
9. fisher stevens/parker stevenson
10. apostrophe's.
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Posted 16th October 2007 09:56 PM
top 10 worst inventions
1. laughter (annoying when you're in a theater trying to watch a movie, especially a comedy)
2. smells (i could do without them)
3. babies (they are so lazy)
4. the numbers 5-9
10. elbows that bend both ways
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Posted 16th October 2007 10:23 PM
top 10 "in the middle" inventions:
1. space/future
2. euro guys
3. guilds
4. in/out lists
5. http://www.wegotbruce.com/
6. knuckles
7. sluts
8. knucklesluts
9. t-shirts
10. things on t-shirts
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Posted 16th October 2007 10:24 PM
oh wait, i forgot about malcolm jamal walker
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Posted 16th October 2007 11:18 PM
quote:
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malcolm jamal walker
wasnt he the american taliban guy?
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Posted 17th October 2007 02:31 AM
knucklesluts 4EVA!!!
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oh no! the pirate captain stabbed the sea hag with a pair of scissors! JEDGAAAAAR!!! you've done it again!
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Posted 17th October 2007 06:51 PM
quote:
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wasnt he the american taliban guy?
no, that was clay aiken. malcolm jamal walker was the guy wh did funny sounds in police academy.
oh wait is it walker or warner?
also, vin diesel or john paul gossier?
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Posted 17th October 2007 11:31 PM
can you dance like this?
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Posted 18th October 2007 02:40 PM
no. i just learned how to cut foot loose. advanced stuff like that will take some additional time and effort to master.
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Posted 18th October 2007 03:40 PM
i spent like half an hour last night on wookiepedia, this star wars site where they have all sorts of information about behind the scenes star wars shit. they had stuff about yoda's sister and what a slut she was before she got married.
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Posted 18th October 2007 04:06 PM
yeah, the internet can be really addictive. like, i spent all morning on bonniehuntipedia. there's all kinds of stuff on there, and not just about our gal bonnie. aiden quinn is a douchebag deluxe? david alan grier is not gay? robin williams does still do his black "you go girl" joke all up in your face when you're trying do do other stuff? these are things i have wondered about for years.
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Posted 18th October 2007 04:17 PM
oh man. that reminds me. i saw a website called bonniecunt.org. i was all pics of underrated B-list 40-something stars and their beavers.
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Posted 18th October 2007 06:02 PM
i have dared nyself not to check out that site. can i resist?
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Posted 18th October 2007 06:10 PM
Is it just me, or does it look like Britney's snapper has finally gone back to its originally elasticity?
And this one still looks like she's been dragging it across the floor!
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Posted 18th October 2007 06:12 PM
that aint bonnie hunt.
the older britney spears vag shot is so much funnier because paris hilton is in the background.
and how did britney's hair grow back so fast? (i mean the hair on her HEAD! get your mind out of the gutter!!!!)
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Posted 18th October 2007 08:58 PM
Dat hair didn't grow back boy....soon as it got an inch long, she trotted her butt to the salon and had a weave....btw, who stole my avatar? I'm gonna have to find another identity if I can't find it!!!
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Posted 18th October 2007 11:10 PM
i want to change my avvy but jedgar hasn't even been peeved by it yet. or miffed i guess. i liked jedgar better back when he used to log on every 5 minutes to update us on his makeout sessions with tuna.
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Posted 20th October 2007 01:32 AM
i'm gonna change the title of this thread to something with a little more OOMPH!
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Posted 20th October 2007 11:56 AM
i know. i'm like topo now. (sorry)
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Posted 20th October 2007 03:42 PM
i bet jedgar has a goatee now. and the gumption to ask girls at his work to blow him under the desk.
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Posted 21st October 2007 02:13 AM
"Deadly", "hi-fi", "sexy" are used in idiomatic ways as adjectives. Deadly means intense, "hi-fi" stylish or beyond the perception of the average person and "sexy" excellent or extremely cool. Examples are "That movie was deadly, yaar; what an action scene!", "Your hair is hi-fi." and "That's a sexy cat, man!"
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Posted 21st October 2007 03:20 PM
haha a a no way! i must have been indian in a previous life.
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Posted 21st October 2007 05:42 PM
"That movie was deadly, yaar; what an action scene!"
HE'S TALKING ABOUT KILBURN TOWAZ!
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Posted 21st October 2007 11:16 PM
"Your hair is hi-fi."
HE'S TALKING ABOUT JEDGAR'S NAPOLEAN DYNOMULLET!!!
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Posted 21st October 2007 11:45 PM
YAAR!
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Posted 28th October 2007 01:09 PM
That's it...I'm goin on a diet....a diet of ONLY white men....
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Posted 28th October 2007 03:13 PM
Is that girl Ashley Judd?
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Posted 28th October 2007 05:20 PM
HOW CAN U CONFUSE WESLEY SNIPES FOR ASHLEY JUDD???
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