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| rollerfink |
those clits over at the whatever board deleted my thumbs up pics. fuck it. this time i really shan't be returning. |
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| arch deluxe |
jesus. imagine deleting a rollerfink post. did you ever think you'd see the day you'd find a more dried up humorless bunch of dicklickers than those guys at the scrawl boards? the clockwork orange board guys make the scrawl board guys look like the fat boys in disorderlies.
you should have photoshopped a guy giving the thumbs up to levitica's cuntpie. |
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| arch deluxe |
quote:
Millie wrote:
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I deleted rollerfuck's posts because they were, predictably, unfunny, and I felt they were taking away from this oh-so precious thread.
[Edited by Millie]
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I'M ASTONISHED!
this is the cunt that el topo banned from our boards in retalliation for banning me from their boards. |
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| jedgar |
what's a fucking scratch board. hey molson golden. i had molson just like molson before, never had molson "ice" (whatever) but can't recall if i ever had me some molson golden. it's a right tasty beer. though i do prefer a brown bottle.
p.s. guess who's wearing my new sneakers? i am. |
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| arch deluxe |
you should get an orange beret to match your new shoes.
the scrawl boards? remember when coyote came back to our boards and was like "i forgive all of you. come stop by these new boards i hang out on, they're the next big thing." and he was arturo bandini? that was scrawl. |
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| jedgar |
oh yeah. does he still post there?
my shoes aren't orange, you wad |
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| rollerfink |
I need new sneaks. Kid ate my other ones. Now I'm wearing the old ones with no grip on the bottom. I'm going to buy the same sneaks as steeley and then i'm going to knock on his door and say is steven home? |
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| jedgar |
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
fuckFUCKfuckFUCK
i think they're still too small.
mother fucking bitches.
cunty wads of shit.
they're tight and uncomfortable but i figured they'd stretch out a bit but i just went to walk the dog and they're just too goddamn tight and uncomfortable. what the shit, how could they differ so much from the canvas all-stars? i want to wear them so bad, i gots some ladies waitin' but if i return them again it'll be another two weeks. and i'm afraid to go up another measly half a size, i may have to jump up to a twelve! TWELVE!! THAT MEANS I HAVE A HUGE WANG.
so why am i so sad? |
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| sgt sawtooth |
-cut-
I deleted snackcakes's post because it was, predictably, unfunny, and I felt it was taking away from this oh-so precious thread.
[Edited by El Topo] |
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| ebenezar splooge |
nothing is insignificant, kingfag. |
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| jedgar |
especially my frustrations over my new sneakers. |
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| rollerfink |
that's the problem with buying shoes online i guess. i do it too sometimes. but the same shoe from the same company can be two different sizes even though it says size 11.
Umm, maybe you should just give them to me. |
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| ebenezar splooge |
did you finally realize that white and orange sneakers don't belong on anybody outside of the guys from color me badd? |
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| jedgar |
whatever dick these look nothing like anything some fag would wear fuuuuuuck you i'm so sick of the fucking sneaker-related insults. it's one thing to say you don't like them or you personally wouldn't wear them but don't go saying some boy band fags would wear them because it's just not true. i have enough to worry about with the size always being too small it's really frustrating since i want to wear them as soon as possible and i don't need the extra frustrations of worrying about my so-called "pals" calling me a fairy for wearing sneakers i happen to like. |
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| retardo montalban |
sorry, jazzbone. insulting people is the only way i can make myself feel better.
i don't remember what your shoes even look like. i remember they had snazzy orange lines on them.
if your shoes are too small, you can get them soaking wet and put them on and run around until they dry out. i did that once and it fixed them.
or buy thinner socks. how thick are your socks? too thick probably. whats the matter with you buying too thick socks? trying to keep you feet warm? what a pussy. cold feet builds character. |
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| rollerfink |
Do you ever see guys who look like those color me bad hipsters? I say a guy yesterday and he had that beard line that those guys have. ahahahahahaha i was going to ask for his autograph but i didn't want to interupt his flow. |
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| retardo montalban |
is that golden girls dvd for real?
i remember in that script that coyote and i wrote there was a scene where some guy was jerking off to the golden girls and he goes "oh those golden, golden girls," and coyote wanted to cut it and i had to beg and plead for it to stay. in exchange i had to cut a line where tony danza says he's going to punish somebody's ass with his cock. true story. |
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| rollerfink |
hahahaha yep it's for real. Those golden, golden girls. |
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| rollerfink |
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| retardo montalban |
haha. she's saying EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! |
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| rollerfink |
I guess she still has real teeth. Unless the fake ones come in different colors now. |
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| jedgar |
wow what a picture! rollerfink's avatar guy is like hm? what's that again? and maude's all AAAAEEEEEEEGGGGHHHHH. |
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| arch deluxe |
haha. they out to make false teeth that come in blue. |
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| rollerfink |
they ought to make old ladies cum in blue too. |
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| jedgar |
hm? what's that again? |
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| sgt sawtooth |
jelly dong. |
