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| sgt snackcakes |
what the fuck |
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| arch deluxe |
i miss the 80s. remember hal sparks? |
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| rollerfink |
i miss miss dwyer. she let us do tv screenplays in english class and she thought our get smart script was funny even though it had exploding condoms in it. |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
i miss having a doorman
even though crazy wanda would try to engage you in her stupid conversation every fucking time you walked by and get all in your business. and freaky jorge would try to get you to come to his 7am prayer groups in the basement every week
it was still nice to have somebody to sign for packages and stuff and make you feel all warm and cozy welcoming you home when you are stumbling in at 3am all drunk and slobbery
plus when you have guests they totally harrass them making them check in and then you really look like hott shit |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
quote:
sgt snackcakes wrote:
what the fuck
oh yah i totally have that effect |
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| El Topo |
better.
hey abbe, will you meet up with me in NY in december for some hot public sex?
or we could just cuddle in the disney store.
your call. |
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| paisley |
I don't think the Disney store's a good idea. You could get busted for molesting the pocohontas merchandise. |
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| paisley |
Public sex is much safer. |
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| arch deluxe |
hahahaha. ZING! paisley got you good, you fucker. |
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| El Topo |
my nips get hard when I sneeze.
is it sexy when guys walk around with their nipples cutting through the clothes.
cause I feel kind of sexy. |
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| arch deluxe |
i've got a pimple on the back of my ear thats cutting through the skin.
sexy? |
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| El Topo |
not so much jiffro.
HEY ABBE,
i would evan settle for drinking coffee in a park and making fun of people. when we're done you can pat me on the ass and say Good Talk! |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
only if you make me an admin
no i'm kidding |
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| arch deluxe |
paisley, go ahead and make abbe an admin. |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
i don't know if you want to really meet me, typo. because it might turn out to be a disaster
like you will fly to NY and then we will go out to dinner and you will order some fancy bottle of red wine to impress me and then even though i want to pay half you will inisist on picking up the entire check and then you will try to lure me into going back to your hotel room to smoke weed.
when i decline you will insist on more drinks and so we will go to a bar and then because it's getting late my BF will call me on my cellie causing you to get all pissy because now you realized you just spent all that $$$ for NOTHING
then you will go back to LA and tell all your boyz how fish head ugly i am
eh.
but then again i will get a free dinner so OKAY you're on |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
quote:
arch deluxe wrote:
paisley, go ahead and make abbe an admin.
oh no no no i cant handle the pressure thanks anyways
maybe magicpussy |
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| arch deluxe |
hahaha. topo buying a fancy bottle of wine? YOU DON'T KNOW TOPO! he'll take you to dairy queen and jizz on your ankles then tell you to walk back home. |
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| rollerfink |
NO MORE ADMINS!!! |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
quote:
arch deluxe wrote:
he'll take you to dairy queen and jizz on your ankles then tell you to walk back home.
yah that's just what coyotesix thought
AT FIRST |
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| rollerfink |
I had lunch with coyote styx the very day after he met abe. Abe and I were going to double team grey one time but they both backed out. |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
i didn't back out! grey backed out
and then he wrote me some e-mail about how he was afraid to meet you because he might fall madly in love with you and he knew you'd reject him because you're married |
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| rollerfink |
That kid was a bit of an odball anyway. He was in love with 2questionable. |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
oh really
ugh. men
if you can't trust an e-suitor, who can you trust |
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| arch deluxe |
hey abbe, can i come to new york and show you how i beat off? i do it very special. |
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| rollerfink |
Abbe, are you still in a scooter gang? |
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| FishHeadUgly abbe |
quote:
arch deluxe wrote:
hey abbe, can i come to new york and show you how i beat off? i do it very special.
i know.
with a bufpuf and a picture of skeeloid, right |
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| rollerfink |
What's a bufpuf? Sounds naughty. |
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| arch deluxe |
whats a bufpuf indeed. |
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| El Topo |
buffpuffs rule!
BOYFRIEND?!?!!!!
rats. well who knows, a lot can happen in two months.
besides, a boyfriend never stopped me before.
I'm down with platonic coffee though I guess. And don't listen to jiffy, I know how to woo. |
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| rollerfink |
How can you resist a guy who says rats. |
