"you pull one over on me and i'm gonna ten times you. gonna get you like ten times."

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10-27-03 11:50 AM
spie is me sunshine
push up bra

jefferson's multiple personalities

How are you all doing?
10-27-03 02:55 PM
rollerfink Things I can rely on:


  • The Couch


Hey ho!

We're all doing pretty well. I've moved in with Steven/Tyson/Jefferson and am plotting how to move out of the kitchen and into Steven's bed. They say I need a name that ends in "en" or "on" to move up in the house rankings. I told them my name is Ben but they say it doesn't count because my real name is Benjamin. And apparently "in" isn't on a par with "en" or "on."

Also I bought a DVD player that blah blah sputter sputter. And the neighbors across the street haven't raked the leaves AT ALL and now they are blowing around onto other people's lawns. Not mine luckily. FOR THEM!!!

There are lots of kids here so I have to buy some lollies and razor blades for this weekend. My wife is working that night so I'm a little scared.

10-27-03 03:57 PM
spie is me You should think about buying some kids so that they can rake your neighbors leaves.

Is your neighbor Jim Neighbors?

I'm glad you haven't changed your name to Jeff. It seems like everyone who is anyone has that name.

I'm still living in Virginia and waiting for Steven to show up with some tofu.



10-28-03 01:54 PM
rollerfink You can always rely on Mike Tyson to stand up for justice.

10-28-03 08:08 PM
paisley That's the sickest thing I've ever seen here.
10-29-03 01:36 AM
asshole wait till you see my new plastic surgery. I brought a picture of Keeley in and said "I want you to make me look like this!"

And two days and four night later, WALLA!!


When is rolo moving in?
10-29-03 03:25 AM
paisley I hate political humor.
10-29-03 10:25 AM
rollerfink EXTREME MAKEOVER!!!

I took a picture of keeley to my dentist and asked if she could sculpt my teeth into the shape of Steven's jacket but I came out looking like cher...

10-29-03 10:27 AM
rollerfink P.S> here's some political humor that just might change your mind...

Some guy shouts out "show us your bush"

Oh wait.

The guy is in a bar.

Oh, a college bar. And something about the Bush twins. I forgot how it goes.
10-29-03 10:36 AM
paisley That's more "TV humor".
10-29-03 11:50 AM
spie is me What happened to all the toilet humor?

I don't quite know who's on this board anymore.

who are these people:

asshole
paisley
garbagedump
rollerfink
lick my nuts!

take yer meds

This board looks like the message board for people with multiple personalities without pants.
I'm very confused. So confused I believed rollerfink when he told me he's a virgin.
10-29-03 11:51 AM
rollerfink You mean like this?

10-29-03 11:55 AM
rollerfink
asshole -- ARTRA
paisley -- ARTRA
garbagedump -- ARTRA
rollerfink -- SirenSix
lick my nuts! -- Jefferson, Tyson, Steven (Keeley), and ARTRA

take yer meds -- CoyoteShane

10-29-03 12:03 PM
spie is me
quote:
rollerfink wrote:
You mean like this?





Exactly! Except you need more boobs in that image.


10-29-03 02:13 PM
christmas biscuit spee is me is hkc.
11-04-03 04:48 PM
spie is me spie is me is me and not HKC.
11-04-03 06:01 PM
retardo montalban spie is me is angelina jolie?
11-05-03 12:08 AM
rollerfink HKC would have had an avatar.

He couldn't resist!
11-05-03 08:37 PM
retardo montalban yeah, and it would have been a picture of himself.

"and Im all like no doubt that shit going to be in my crouch for like twelve hours yoa!"